Kim Kardashian’s Konundrum

Nov 29, 2011Breaking Newzzz

Kim's Konundrum. How to act going forward. Start by taking classes.

Oy vey. What a difference a day makes. There is a book out today called Celebrity Inc. that speaks to the tacky ways people make money off their fifteen minutes of fame. Written by Jo Piazza, writer for the New York Daily News, he is already predicting Kim Kardashian‘s fall from grace and her trajectory spiraling downward similar to that of Paris Hilton‘s demise a.k.a “the slippery slope to becoming the brunt of the joke then more painfully, obscurity”. Sure they still love Paris in Tokyo, which sounds like an oxymoron. But here, Paris can’t… well… can only get arrested. Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan went to the School 0f Hard Knocks and majored in How To Fuck Up Your Career In One Fell Swoop. Let me put it you this way, when Spencer Pratt starts writing editorials about how transparent you are, as seen in today’s The Huffington Post, then surely it is time to curl up your gold lame tent and occupy some other landscape. To quote Carrie Fisher from Wishful Drinking, “Celebrity is just obscurity biding its time.”

What Kim Kardsahian proved with her recent sham marriage is that crafting your celebrity without actually having real talent is like building a house made of sand. One tide rolls in and you are homeless. In this case, one false press move and there is nothing substantial to back you up. Say what you want about Angelina Jolie when she was acting Koo-Koo for Cocoa Puffs at the Oscars making out with her brother or her blood lust for then husband Billy Bob Thornton, everyone still admired her acting chops, not to mention her Oscar. There was more than something there there. In the kase of Kim, there’s not much there there really, except what, beauty? OK. Ass? Even Kris Humphries is rumored to beg to differ. Let’s give them the benefit of the doubt, and say that Kim and Kris’ marriage was not a sham, as the Kardashian Matriarch insists on her national book tour, which coincidentally aligned with the divorce news. The fact that Kim pulled a Britney Spears makes it seem like a shame in the public’s eye. Britney, for all her hijinks and madness had her career and talent to fall back on. And did. The unraveling that we are seeing at the Kardashian Kastle is that we are sifting out the unending blather of her day-to-day moves and returning her to where she belongs, the fewer style sheets and gossip rags and before long, inside the pages, not on the cover. The Kardashian obsession may finally and hopefully be waning. Seems like the Kardashian’s may have overshot their load with this wedding debacle.

3 Responses to «Kim Kardashian’s Konundrum»


  1. Nov 18, 2011 at 1:06 pm, dmarie <3 said:

    I am shocked!.. that it took this long for people to realize! everyone who watched the show is stupid. This show is as fake as Kim's makeup and probably ass. Also, Kim has absolutely no personality whatsoever. I'd rather be locked in a room with carrot top and rosie odonnell then die of boredom with her. Can't wait to turn on my TV and open a magazine without seeing that drag queen face. Thank you time for finally telling.


  2. Nov 25, 2011 at 1:34 am, Slynne7549 said:

    KIM KARDASHIAN – I agree with Dmarie <3..Everyone who watched the show is stupid. This show is as fake as Kim's makeup and everything else about this show. Kim is fat – pushy and someone I would never even consider normal at all. Look at the size of that back end. If she was truly in love with Kris she did not give him a fair chance and should try to see what marriage is really all about. Also, the Kardashian's have absolutely no personality whatsoever. Thank you time for finally telling.


  3. Dec 14, 2011 at 10:19 pm, Sb2340 said:

    We are being marketed to by the kardhashians like there is no tomorrow. wake up and smell the roses people! These people are Everywhere and for doing what exactly???What have they accomplished? What makes them such extraordinary human beings? Pretty trite stuff if you ask me. We could do with a decline in this silly little kkk empire.

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