Greetings From Miami
Though Miami has it’s tacky elements, one can’t help loving the penthouse suite at the Fountainbleu Hotel with a view of the ocean. Tacky? Who cares. What city doesn’t have it’s tacky elements (see above). Yes, I know there are more than most here…but for now…shhhh…I need to hear the waves rolling in…not what is [...]
High Society?!? When Donkeys Fly
Did you watch that ridiculous excuse for a reality show, High Society, starring Tinsley (40+) Mortimer? How about that other “star” Paul Johnson Calderon, who is completely…beyond…gross…just gross. He makes that obnoxious fagele PC from NYC Prep seem like an upstanding normal citizen. But, then again, they must run in the same circles and are [...]
Feeling Celebrity Fatigue?!? It’s Time For The Nobody News…
Phew. Award season is over. Whether you are pleased with the results of the Oscar winners (I am), or the Oscar telecast (I’m not), or the Red Carpet gowns (I’m OK overall) or the constant coverage (I’m exhausted), you have to be somewhat relieved that the barrage of celebrity overload is over…for now. Look, I, [...]
Socialites Say The Darndest Things
It’s official. I have now heard everything, and this quote ranks as the dumbest tid-bit on Earth by none other than wanna-be socialite and desperado for attention-seeker, Devorah Rose (nee Trachtenberg). Devorah is one of the main characters on the soon-to-premiere new CW reality show, High Society, starring that other known social climber socialite, Tinsley [...]
Kristin Davis + Roger Stone = Nonsense
Now that David Patterson has officially backed out of the race, look who’s planning to take a stab as Governator for the State of New York? Remember the Elliot Spitzer, Client 9, Ashley Dupre saga? Yes, that old, tired story. Well, the madame in that trinella, Kristin Davis, no, not the Kristin Davis from Sex [...]
Nicole Scherzinger To Be On “Dancing With The Stars”
So, not that I give a flying cahoot, but ABC-TV is beginning to release the names to the media of the people cast for the upcoming edition of Dancing With The Stars, a.k.a. How On God’s Green Earth Is This Show A Hit? Yesterday, Perez Hilton announced that Pamela Anderson will be one of the [...]
Move Over Loredana Jolie…Hailey Glassman Is Gross Baboon Of The Year
This is a good day for Loredana Jolie, who I crowned Gross Baboon of the Year in regards to her loose lips (get your mind out of the gutter) during the Tiger Woods fiasco. Today I am stripping Loredana of her title and giving it to Hailey Grossman, of Jon Gosselin and drunk-in-a-plant fame. Just [...]
The Amanda Bynes Principle Marches On
Poor Amanda Bynes . She is so hell bent on shaking her goodie-two-shoes image that she is wildly going where no Mickey Mouse Club veteran has ever gone. Recently photographed for Maxim, the NASCAR version of Playboy, Miss Bynes, or…Mistress Bynes as I am sure she’d rather be called, exposed her kitten-with-a-whip side, along with [...]
Illicit Sex: The Stepping Stone Into A Media Career
Monica Lewinsky was the tip of the iceberg. It is not an exaggeration when I say that all you must do is let your orifices (orifii) run free and a media career is in your future. We now have Elliot Spitzer’s hooker-with-a-heart-of-gold Ashley Dupre as the New York Post’s Carrie Bradshaw. Jamie Jungers, the hussy [...]
Snooki Finally Lands A Man
After that final episode of Jersey Shore, watching Snooki dance alone on the boardwalk, having been rejected by that “white guy”, then snooking up to The Situation in the hot tub and totally losing all self-respect, who wouldn’t want to see the Snooks get her day in the sun with a man that is all [...]
Princess of Persia
Nice doo, doll. Say what you want about Jake “Heartthrob” Gyllenhaal, but I think he is beyond vanilla. In this Prince of Persia promo shot, he is more Princess of Persia, with the pouty-lip, deer-caught-in-a-headlights look, which is reminiscent of Loredana Jolie. See what I mean?
Last Five Minutes Of Fame
Ah, the allure of fame. Fortune tends to follow suit…unless you are Nick Lachey or Jon Gosselin. But, those are the exceptions to the rule. Back to fame. “Celebrity is obscurity waiting to happen,” says Carrie Fisher. And true dat. So who makes the list this week? Could it be anyone from the cast of [...]
Celebrity / Socialite / Rachel Uchitel?!?
Celebrity / Socialite / Rachel Uchitel? Isn’t that an oxymoron? Check out this birthday invitation for the hooker / hag / collagen-filled / tranny-like thing that Tiger Woods used to date. She calls herself a celebrity / socialite. In what circles? My source told me that Rachel was Tiger’s blow-up doll. She was completely on [...]
Invasion of the (Celebrity-Turned-Designer) Body Snatchers
Oh man. Will the celebrity-turned-designer cycle ever stop? Or at least slow down? Everyday this week, Women’s Wear Daily has reported YET another celebrity-designer collaboration, which is beginning to make my skin crawl. Must every actress try her hand at designing (and I use that term loosely here) a capsule collection? The only capsule I [...]
Heel Hate, One Stiletto At A Time
Somebody please help me understand this event that recently happened in West Hollywood called Heel Hate, One Stiletto At A Time, which apparently was a benefit for the Matthew Shepard Foundation. Now, I applaud anyone who wants to help draw attention to the critical work of the foundation whose “Erase Hate” Initiative is at the [...]
Mistresses Anonymous
Wanna hear the most genius thing ever? It’s a new 12-Step Program called Mistresses Anonymous. No, I am not kidding. One of Tiger Woods‘ alleged mistresses, Jamie Jungers, is ready to help others. She’s been talking to TV chef Gordon Ramsay’s former alleged mistress Sarah Symonds about working on a project together. The pair plan [...]
The Amanda Bynes Principle
Recently, January Jones was photographed in GQ flaunting her tits a la Maxim. As the magazine industry continues to spiral downward, GQ, whose readers I guess want to see boobs, has been featuring actresses with that come hither approach to photography a.k.a. Playboy. Maxim is the NASCAR version of Playboy, and the more attention the [...]
The Jay Leno-Conan O’Brien Reality Check
Let’s go back in time a few months when NBC announced its “ground breaking” late-night turned prime-time programming coup d’ etat. The hype was exhausting. Leno was a bigger news story than both wars put together. Jeff Zucker touted, “The Jay Leno Show will change the face of prime-time television”. The peacock network was basking [...]
Loredana Jolie Wins Gross Baboon Of the Year
For weeks, I have been begging the media to let dead Tigers lay…as in the case of Tiger Woods and his many whores. But as time marches on, we are still accosted by claims from these cheap hussies, case in point and the winner of Gross Baboon of the Year, Loredana Jolie…no relation to Angelina…who [...]
Tila (Needs A Shot of) Tequila
I have been posting the Last Five Minutes of Fame for several months and Tila Tequila never made it because prior to my starting I Mean…What?!? in February ‘09, Tila’s 15 minutes had pretty much been up. Well, the saddest reason has brought Tila back into the limelight and someone needs to keep her down. [...]
Last Five Minutes of Fame
As we close out the year and begin anew, let’s see who has what it takes to keep their puss in the light of media glare and what nudniks gets cast aside like a pair of old shoes. It’s a tough business, this business of show, and you have to be cunning, baffling and powerful…oh, [...]
Head NYC Cop, Ray Kelly, Looking Into Gosselin Break In
Am I alone here when I say, “This is what the New York City Police Commissioner Ray Kelly has time for?” Taking time to discuss the Jon Gosselin break in? Oy, vey! Let’s hope that Hailey Glassman gets even more attention from the media when we find out that she was involved in this hoax. [...]
Jersey Shore…Hilarious
OK…I am going to say it. I was dead wrong about MTV’s Jersey Shore. My proclivity to defend New Jersey and how it is represented in the media took top spot to actually sitting down and watching all three episodes. Oh, my freakin’ God is it hilarious! First of all, let me start by saying [...]
