Pastor Charles Worley, one sick fuck.

Pastor Charles L. Worley is the hands down the newest Gross Baboon. Actually, I am going out on a limb here to give him the bigger than Lifetime Achievement Award and will be crowned The Grossest Baboon Of All Time Award. Yes, we have found a man that given his preponderance of Christian horrendosity and influence in his little hick town in North Carolina has been spewing such beyond evil anti-gay statements, that it is shocking. If he had his druthers, this douche bag would put homos in an electrified fenced in area and lesbians in another fenced in area, (electrified, natch) and drop in food from a plane and watch them die off because they could not procreate under those circumstances. I am not exaggerating or making this up. People like him are the ones that need to be behind electrified fences and given a Lithium drip. Pastor…girl… you need to be put out to pasture.

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This is how the Gross Baboon looks these days, seen here at a Double Chin Society meeting.

Seems like Gross Baboon alum, Rush Limbaugh is back at it again, blabbering, blubbering and saying stupid stuff. What else is new? Can we finally boybott this disgusting creature and put him out of commission once and for all? This cross-addicted Oxycontin addict has the balls to trash Hillary Clinton on his toothless-people-only-listeners radio show. The fat Gross Baboon actually said, “You can almost say folks, that Mrs. Clinton worked very hard throughout her whole life and has reached a pinnacle, and all she is is a secretary,” he said laughing. “She’s a secretary of defense,” he added. Limbaugh then jokingly corrected himself. “State! State. Whatever. But still a secretary,” he said. Seriously, the fact that people support his spewage of mean spirited, and very wrong blather is why living in this country has its down sides.

FROM MARCH 5, 2012

Since the Rush Limbaugh slut fiasco started, seven advertisers have pulled out and hopefully, this rage against the machine will continue. The weird news (disclaimer) reported on The Huffington Post is that AOL—Arianna’s sugar daddy—uses Rush as the pitchman for their AOL Tech Guru Support Products. Complete with airbrushed beauty photo (above). Oh, come on, see below what he really looks like.

Surely, you remember AOL. Most of us that have ventured online started out with AOL, that dinosaur of websites. I go so far back that there was only a black screen with yellow letters, the hieroglyphics of internet sexting. Whatever, today only old people and employees of AOL still use an aol.com email address. And when you see that handle, a drop of respect is lost for that person for not keeping up with the times. Oh, come on, admit it, AOL is your grandmother’s shopping-porn-cycle chat site.

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Mel Gibson wants to reclaim his title of Gross Baboon of the Year over Ted Nugent.

Seems like whatever BP Oil did to close up the hole in the Gulf of Mexico a couple of summers ago did not take with Mel Gibson. Back then I wrote once BP capped the spill to use that same technique on Mel Gibson, when he would not shut up and ranted on and on. Well, perhaps BP knows oil wells but cannot contain Mel “The Nut” Gibson. How on Earth does Hollywood keep hiring this guy? Is there no other talent out there? The fact is, there is, and to support insane lunatics like Gibson is being equally responsible in helping him get message of hate, antisemitism and women beating out there. Perhaps a big dildo in all of his orifii is what needs to happen next. Then a nice layer of cement on each one to really close him down once and for all. Go back to where you came from Mel. Australia needs you.

I Wrote This July 16, 2010: BP To Plug Mel Gibson Next

BP has the opportunity to plug the other big hole.

Did you ever have one of those days where nothing seems to make you go mmmm? Far be it from me not to have an opinion on just about everything in today’s headlines, mind you. The Gulf Oil Spill is finally capped. It seems like that saga has gone on longer that than the War in Iraq. Yes, the gusher is sealed, yet there seemed to be no real celebratory hooray from the media. It took second spot to that Wall Street non-starter reform package. Here I thought it was all about the fact that whole areas of land and wildlife were being destroyed, families forced to move away and start new lives, America’s greatest disaster on record. And the response was like…”Ho hum”. Are we that desensitized to great news as opposed to the titanic response to let’s say, Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston’s engagement? How about the 80th newly released audio tape from that crazy lunatic Mel Gibson, kvetching about how broke and horny he is? My suggestion to BP executives and Hilary Rosen, their public relations point person, to combat the unending bad publicity caused by the spill, would be to use the same plugging device on Mel Gibson and watch how quickly the tide will turn for a positive spin. Imagine, a picture of Mel Gibson with a big BP plug in his mouth on the cover of People, Us Weekly, Star, The Huffington Post, Perez Hilton, D-Listed, Gawker. But what do I know?

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Well lookie here. It's Gross and Grosser.

UPDATE: Ted “The Noodge” Nugent continued his antisemitic meets racist rants by spewing these lovely pearls, “I’m a black Jew at a Nazi-Klan rally.” What does that even mean? I think what he meant to say was that he is a Nazi, who has a hard-on for the Klu Klux Klan and if he had his druthers, he would happily kill all the Jews and blacks. Unless I am missing something. As you can see above, Gross and Grosser are thick as thieves. Sarah Palin loves her some Noodge. The gun toting Grizzly Mom and the Grosser Gun Nazi make the perfect evil doer couple, don’t ya think?

Yesterday, Ted Nugent was crowned the newly minted Gross Baboon of the Year for his declaration of war on Barack Obama. Seems like we are back to that scary rhetoric already, not two seconds after Rick Santorum’s campaign ended. I am beginning to pine over the loss of Newt Gingrich. Nugent, whose name in Yiddish means a total noodge or general pain in the ass, has gone on record to say, “If Barack Obama becomes the President in November again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year.”

What exactly is he implying in regards to the “I’ll be in jail” bit. Is that a threat? Quite frankly, death will become him far better. Maybe the Secret Service should pull up their pants and start investigating Ted “The Noodge” Nugent. This man is such a dumb ass that it knows no bounds. Anyone who thinks Hillary Clinton is “useless” quite frankly belongs in jail…or not on Earth. Nugent is urging his semi-retared followers to get a “couple of thousand” people to cast their ballot for Mitt Romney, the pathological liar. This is some perfect couple, a liar and a douche bag.

Well, let me just say that Ted Nugent will be no match the the I MEAN WHAT PARTY to Re-Elect Barack Obama. Stay tuned in the coming weeks for the all-out campaign to out-shadow people like Ted Nugent, those who threaten violence and spread an evil message.

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NBC are Gross Baboons for hiring Sarah Palin, the Gross Baboon.

Nothing is more infuriating than NBC’s desperate attempt to compete with ABC’s Good Morning America as the ratings war heats up. Katie Couric will be the co-host on GMA on Tuesday (tomorrow) morning since she is under contract with an upcoming talk show. To battle that move, Today Show booked Sarah Palin to go up against her as their co-host with Matt Lauer. Since Ann Curry has been at the helm, the reviews for Today Show could not be worse. NBC must have freaked out when they heard that Katie Couric was on board for hosting duties. But of all the gross manipulations for ratings uber-alles, NBC is giving Sarah Palin an unprecedented platform to spew her nonsense, which is horribly irresponsible. NBC executives are the newest nominees for Gross Baboons of the Year.

“Game on,” Palin told Breitbart.com. “I see this as a good opportunity to bring an independent, common-sense (eww) conservative perspective to NBC. We’re ‘going rogue’ (brech) and infiltrating some turf for a day.” Wonder if she is bringing a musket. Reading some of the comments on Breibart.com is enough to scare anyone straight. The shocking maneuver by NBC to stay on top should not go unpunished. I implore you to BOYCOTT THE TODAY SHOW.

To promote this shameful display of desperation, Matt Lauer chatted with Palin today on Today being all cute and morning perky with, “What are you doing to prepare?” he asked. “Are you reading some newspapers?” Tee friggen hee. How sad that this is what comes to mind. “How nervous should you all be?” Palin joked, referring to her guest-hosting the program. With the brain-dead public like we have….PLENTY! Palin laughed and said that she appreciated “NBC’s boldness for having [her] on.” She said, “I think it reflects the diversity of opinions and I heard that you all espoused so I appreciate it.”

NBC is giving a major donor gift to the Republican…worse…Tea Party. Giving someone as dangerous as Sarah Palin (did you see Game Change?) access to this audience will come back to bite them on the ass. Hence….BOYCOTT THE TODAY SHOW!!!

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Chris Brown's face annoys me.

Just when you thought Chris Brown could not get any douche-ier, comes word that “she” continues to say the stupidest things on Earth. According to Us Weekly, the 22-year-old has acquired a new pick-up line when it comes to talking to the ladies. The singer reportedly approached an attractive brunette at a Grammy Awards gift lounge on Feb. 10 and asked: ‘Can I get your number? I promise I won’t beat you!’

Chris “The Douche” Brown has graced the pages of IMW for years now. Since whooping Rihanna’s ass to throwing a chair in the window of Good Morning America, this Gross Baboon has weaseled his way onto the Gross Baboon of the Year Awards on a couple of occasions and the hits (both literally and figuratively) keep on coming. Having won a Grammy, proves that the music industry will forgive anyone, as would Jesus, since they all thank him anyway for their awards in the first place. The douche bag Tweeted this:

“HATE ALL U WANT BECUZ I GOT A GRAMMY. Now! That’s the ultimate F— OFF.”

Trust me, I do hate all I want. And the recipient is you and people like you who wouldn’t know what humble pie tastes like because you eat shit. Actually in 2009 I wrote the following, and the sentiment still applies: Chris “Gross Baboon” Brown plans to plead not guilty tomorrow to charges that he beat his girlfriend Rihanna… correction… ass-whooped his girlfriend Rihanna. Can someone please beat the shit out of that guy?

From March 25, 2011

Anger management drop-out, Chris Brown, went on the TV show, 106 & Park on BET to waa waaa waaaa about being “blindsided and exploited” by Robin Roberts on Good Morning America. Look, Marlene, being asked a question or two regarding your actions, a.k.a. whooping Rihanna’s ass, is not being exploited. Children being trafficked for sex are exploited. You being mollycoddled and propped-up by a bunch of tired music executives goes under the heading of luxury problems. You are so arrogant, that you can’t even think or see straight. My suggestion? Dye your hair back to its dark  brown and take to being a full-time volunteer for any charity that will accept your overly sensitive, angry ass.

From March 22, 2011

It is going to take a lot more than becoming a bottled blond for Chris Brown to re-enter the world and being accepted as anything but a douche bag. At today’s Good Morning America appearance, the guy flew into a rage after Robin Roberts mentioned Rihanna then stormed off the set but not before breaking the window and tearing off his shirt. Ooh, baby, baby. Keep your clothes on, shut your moth and go to Haiti and help others. Ain’t no one here interested in your one man angry mob crap.

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Sarah Palin is suffering from bad hair days.

As if being a Lifetime Recipient of the Gross Baboon of the Year Award is not enough, Sarah Palin alluded to or hinted at or just plain vomitted this: “You know, it’s not too late for folks to jump in,” to the Fox Business Network Monday evening. “I don’t know, who knows what will happen in the future.” You don’t know? I know. You will lose miserably. And that will not help your chances of getting another reality show.

Unless… and this is a prdiction: Mark Burnett and Sarah Palin want to do a reality show of a failed attempt for Sarah Palin to run for president. Think of it as a stupid ass version of the critically acclaimed documentary about the 1992 Clinton Campaign called The War Room. (It’s amazing, in case you have not seen it.)

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This bitch needs a good paddle spanking. And if she begins to enjoy it, then we need to stop.

Just saw J. Edgar this weekend and have been pining for a time when we had public enemies and good versus evil and all that sort of rot. Though there is plenty of evil in our midst, and with police attacking American citizens for doing what is in their legal rights to do, perhaps it is my job now to become the new J. Edgar Hoover and identify our Public Enemies and put and end to their tyranny. Well, maybe not tyranny as much as just knocking them off their inflated soap boxes and shine a light on their potentially evil-doing ways. When Presidential candidates are continually caught in lies and/or webs of deceit, someone has to stand up for Truth, Justice and the American Way. No? And really, who better than me, a fast talking gay, Jew who would otherwise would have been chastised for having an opinion.

Anyhoo, my first Public Enemy # 1 is Lauren Pierce, the fat blond co-ed and president of the College Republicans at UT Austin who Tweeted this:

Y’all as tempting as it may be, don’t shoot Obama. We need him to go down in history as the WORST president we’ve EVER had! #2012.

Then a few minutes later Tweeted this:

I apologize for my previous tweet. It was in poor taste and and should never have been written.

Looking further into her web of Christian Gross Baboonhood, I found these lovely Twitpics.

Little Fat Miss Lauren Pierce is a card carrying member of the NRA.

Here’s another riveting Twitpic.

Little Miss Muffet at Rick Perry event. Yay!!!

When confronted by the media about her seriously stupid Tweet, Lauren Pierce had this to say. “It must be a slow news day, y’all.” Pierce told ABC News that the comment was a “joke” and that the “whole [shooting incident] was stupid.” Giggling, she said that an attempted assassination would “only make the situation worse.” Now… y’all tell me that she does not deserve the title of Public Enemy # 1. Gross Baboon doesn’t serve her properly.

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Sarah Leal is the newest recipient of the Gross Baboon Award.

It has been a while since I have given out a Gross Baboon of the Year Award. Not for lack of their existence, hello just about every Republican nominee for President and their husband. Yes, you Marcus Bachmann. But reading up on Sara Leal, the skank that slept with Ashton Kutcher, she reveals every sordid detail of their dalliance like one of Tiger Woods many hookers. Her candor and sheer blatant sluttyness compelled me to add Sara to the list. How Demi Moore is keeping her head up is a testament to her fierceness as opposed to the skankiness that is Sara and the douchebaggery that is Ashton.

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Escape from Witch Mountain.

UPDATE: The Wicked Witch of the Mid-Atlantic States, Christine O’Donnell has been boo-hooing about Piers Morgan’s line of questioning on the morning chat shows. She has actually accused Piers of sexual harassment. The troublemaker and “writer” of Troublemaker was appalled and felt “creepy” when all Piers wanted to talk about were the many stupid, idiotic, bubble-headed things that she has blathered about in her desperate attempts to become a media personality. He asked her about masturbation—a topic she is clearly well-versed in—and her stance on same-sex marriage. I have come to love the expression, “You cannot rape the willing.” I’d like to put a spell on her and zip her lips shut. To top it all, Gloria “The Madame” Allred even went on television to defend Piers Morgan, who has now entered the ranks of Tiger Woods‘ hookers.

Christine O’Donnell: Witchy Woman (From August 18, 2011)

Christine O’Donnell is out stumping for her book on witchcraft, Troublemaker: Let’s Do What It Takes to Make America Great Again, and walked off the set of Piers Morgan Tonight when he was pressing her on the gay marriage issue. Clearly, she is the same jerk as she was when she made that commercial saying, “I am not a witch”. And now she is saying that, “I am not a politician.” So, my question is, what the hell are you besides a Gross Baboon and a Tea Bagger?

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