Ladies and Gentlemen, The Singing Kims.

When I say the Kim Sisters, I do not mean Kim and Khloe Kardashian or Kim and Kourtney Kardashian. No, when I refer to the Kim Sisters, I mean the two singing Kims. Well, OK, they are not actual sisters but they may as well be twins when you listen to their music. I am talking about Kim Kardashian and her identical sounding twin sister, Kim Zolciak, from The Real Housewives of Atlanta “fame”. Don’t know what the hell I am talking about? Well, listen for yourself and you tell me that Kim K. and Kim Z. are not two peas in a pod, vocally, and may as well be sisters if you close your eyes. Or open them, really.

Listen as Kim Zolciak sings Tardy For The Party. Lyrics to warm the cockles of your heart.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsoS-RUEbqU

Listen as Kim Kardashian sings Turn Me or It Up. Lyrics to warm the cock of someone’s something or other.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GJSkm9yJMs

Now, don’t you see my point? They are be so audiologically challenged interchangeable that sisters comes to mind. The voices, the lyrics, what?

I Mean…What?!?

Today there’s just little kernels of dish that made me put together Bits and Pieces of Nonsense for you to nibble on. With Tiger still caught by his..well..not his toe…and the White House Hookers still the big story, I thought I’d just add a little here and there and wish you all a great weekend.

1) Speaking of hookers, remember Ashley Dupre? Well, she is now officially a hooker with a heart of gold. She makes an incredibly good point about the bitches that are picking at Tiger Woods‘ carcass and I suggest you read in story. Click on photo or this link.

Ashley Dupree, here to set the record straight.

2) You know how obsessed I am with people’s cheeks. I could not resist this photo of Nicole Kidman fro the Nine premiere in London. Oy.

Free cheeks...agaiin.

3)  I am D-I-E-ing to see Kate Blanchett in Streetcar Named Desire. She is amazing and looks fierce at the opening. OBSESSED!

She is just beyond AND our best actress.

4) Katy Perry should be ashamed of herself, as well as her stylist. That someone got paid to get the this ill-fitting dress? Katie, darling, look in the mirror and use your own judgment. Fotz.

Katie...of all the dresses on Earth. This was the one?

5) We were talking about Kim Zolciak, yes, that Real Housewife from Atlanta about her upcoming personal appearance at a gay bar in New York City. The tittle of her hit song, Tardy for the Party is hysterical and Splash is sure to have a bunch of on-time queens lining up to see her. I bet she pulls a late show-up, just to give them Britney diva.

I bet she will be Tardy for Her Own Party.

6) The Huffington Post reported that Michele Salahi wore David Yurman Jewels to the White House Crash Fest. Now, aren’t you glad to know that? Maybe The Salahis will be rewarded for their illegal deed with a TV show and the title of Best Dressed at the White House State Dinner. Why not?

Michele Salahi wears David Yurman

I Mean…What?!?