Kernels of Dish (Wednesday)
Lindsay Lohan is over Jorge Perez because of the way she is being portrayed on Bravo’s Double Exposure. – HUFFNGTON POST
What on Earth is this? – D-LISTED
Lady Gaga’s Candies were too tight. – D LISTED
Carrie Fisher is filming her one woman show for HBO this weekend. Wishful Drinking on Gay Pride Weekend. Now there’s kismet. [...]
Kernels of Dish (Wednesday)
Kylie thinks that there is a little Kylie in Lady Gaga. Where as I think there is a little Kylie in all of us. – NY DAILY NEWS
Stephen Colbert’s hilarious quote: “Until BP cleans up its mess, English muffins will now be known as freedom muffins.” – PAGE SIX
Al Gore and Laurie David…hmm…deny all you [...]
Kernels of Dish (Wednesday)
It must be in the Gore water. Karenna Gore and her husband Andrew Schiff are also splitting up. Yikes, Christmas at that house is sure to be weird. – HUFFINGTON POST
Uh, oh…the bitch fight is about to get ugly. Christian singer (or used to be anyway) Katy Perry trashed Lady Gaga’s new video for Alejandro [...]
Kernels of (Madonna Rip-Off) Dish
Here is Lady Gaga’s new video for Alejandro. People are kvetching that it is a Madonna rip-off. What do you think? Watch below.
Kernels of Dish (Wednesday)
Oy vey. NeNe Leakes from Real Housewives of Atlanta shows off her new nose. – D LSITED
What’s with airbrushing out Blake Lively’s boobs from Vogue? – HUFFINGTON POST
Move over Harvey Weinstein, Nadja Swarovski means business…movie business…that is…swimming pools…movie stars. – WWD
Katy Perry heading over to CW11 Upfronts. As am I. – PAGE SIX
My friend Brian [...]
Kernels of Dish (Saturday)
Would you sleep with this man? George Rekers, anti-gay zealot, apparently has to pay little boys to massage his….I am just grossed out. – GAWKER
So, Lady Gaga wrote Telephone for Britney Spears originally. Now, she is wearing royal underwear and dogging of everyone. – DAILY MAIL
The NY Times asks if Michelle Obama can make a [...]
Kernels of Dish (Friday)
Oy, Lindsay Lohan doing jail time?!? – NY DAILY NEWS
McQueen’s new look book. – HUFFINGTON POST
That this guys thinks he can get better and more interesting than Halle Berry…well…not gonna happen. – DLISTED
Can’t wait to see Betty White on Saturday Night Live. The internet rules! – ET
I know, I know, everybody that loves Lady Gaga [...]
Kernels of Dish (Friday)
Yes, I love Jersey Shore with the rest of you, but really? Snooki is a friggen haggard mess. – SPLASH NEWS
Should Britney Spears wear a bra? All in favor? Yay. All opposed? Nay. Daddy, get the hell out of her underwear drawer. – THE SUN
Little Red Lady Gaga…did she or didn’t she have a face [...]
Kernels of Dish (Sunday)
Pat O’Brien came back from obscurity to Coachella dressed as a Manzie (click the Manzie image on the right column). – DLISTED
Reality stars getting bouquoo bucks for showing up to nightclubs. So glad my clubbing era stopped when clubs mattered (Studio 54, The Saint). – GAWKER
Marc Jacobs to open Book Marc, a bookstore on Bleeker [...]
Lady Gaga Should Check Back Into The Fontainebleau
Just got back from Miami after an amazingly restful few days of R & R at the Fontainebleau Hotel. You would not believe the digs we stayed in. We were VIP Serviced to the tits into this beyond beyond penthouse. Not just some lame-ass penthouse suite. I am talking 4,000 square feet of stunning, with [...]
Gaga Needs Pearly Whites
I know, I know…blasphemy to say anything contradictory about Lady Gaga. I get it…she’s fierce. She’s Perez Hilton’s best friend. She’s the apple of everyone’s eye from 6 to 60 years old. I get it. “She’s the new Madonna, but better”, some people say. But can I just point out her teeth here glittering amongst [...]
Babba Wawwa’s 10 Most (Overexposed) Fotz-inating People
Am I just an old, jaded, desensitized grump who disagrees with everything out of sheer habit or do I say what many people feel, and don’t say anything?!? Looking at the list that Barbara Walters (Babba Wawwa for those of you who remember Rosanne Rosanna Danna) put together for her 10 Most Fascinating People of [...]
What They Really Think
Here’s a game that we can all play together. It’s pretty easy. I will show you a picture followed by a few statements. You select the answer that best fits the person/people and the situation. Easy and fun!
A) Now what are we gonna do?
B) Look, we’ve gotten this far, surely some stupid publicity scam will [...]
Am I A Prude or Am I Right?
Call me a prude, fine, but the things some women wear these days are way too revealing…OK…slutty. Sexy is a great thing, and details like backless, plunging necklines, or even midriff baring are all fine by me. But there is a fine line that divides sexy and bad taste. The lack of outrage from womens [...]
Am I Missing Something Here?
Before the Paris shows get under way, I wanted to stop and take stock of the images I saw today from paparazzi-land that struck me as either annoying, or questionable. Just because these people are photographed, does not make them interesting. I have done several editions on IMW, called The Party’s Over, where I feature [...]
The Nobody News…All The News About Nobodies That’s Fit To Print
Last month I did a piece called the Nobody News, which is about a bunch of nobodies…that seem to be somebody…to a bunch of nobodies. If you do not know what I just said, it pretty much sums up our current media fascination with plucked-out-of-obscurity “notables”. That and a couple of “celebrities” thrown into the [...]
