Loredana Jolie wins Gross Baboon of the Year

For weeks, I have been begging the media to let dead Tigers lay…as in the case of Tiger Woods and his many whores. But as time marches on, we are still accosted by claims from these cheap hussies, case in point and the winner of Gross Baboon of the Year, Loredana Jolie…no relation to Angelina…who must be plotzing as far as possible Google affiliations go. Seriously though, I am so not interested in Tiger Wood’s penis and now I need to know even more about it? And this hooker Loredana needs to try her hand at writing a book?!? What a self-serving skank. The Tiger Woods debacle has bored me to no end…hello…golf…and his sexual escapades are even less interesting. And I don’t care if he grazed a male organ (not his) in one of his many three ways. We have two wars happening and Muslim evildoers lurking in every corner. And this is the fascination of our public? Lolly gagging through Loredana’s riveting tell all, where she explains her reasons for becoming a lip-plumping, hair-bleaching, bikini-waxing cheese ball? Now there’s a good use of precious time. This book will do nothing but harm this long, boring story because it will continue this long, boring story.

And (B) I need to see Tigers’ come hither photo from Vanity Fair like I am going to the moon.

Feh.

I Mean…What?!?

Tila has found her way back into the spotlight...as we watch the minutes tick.

I have been posting the Last Five Minutes of Fame for several months and Tila Tequila never made it because prior to my starting I Mean…What?!? in February ’09, Tila’s 15 minutes had pretty much been up. Well, the saddest reason has brought Tila back into the limelight and someone needs to keep her down. Lord knows this is her potential comeback. Maybe she and Loredana can collaborate on a book or better yet, a trashy reality show with hookers and bisexuals and needy bitches. What could we call it…hmmmmm…The Real Low Lives of Las Vegas. Oh Bravo…where are you?

I Mean…What?!?