Hot off the press. Alexandra Richards looking STUNNING on the French Riviera shot by Tony Kelly.

Fashion photographer Tony Kelly recently shot Alexandra Richards, daughter of Patty Hansen and Keith Richards for French Playboy. The Barcelona based lensman was tapped to shoot Alexandra for French Playboy on stands any day now. I MEAN…WHAT?!? also featured Lindsay Lohan’s first ever nude pictorial for Muse magazine…remember? Always a nudie, never a nude.

This lovely image of Alexandra Richards will appear on Page Six.

Alexandra Richards is groovy, beautiful and really nice.

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So, she doesn't wear a bra. Hello...Women's Lib. They used to burn them in the good old days.

She's not big on bras. Big deal.

The Huffington Post reports that Lindsay Lohan Forgot Her Bra. Now, I love the Huffington Post like nobodies business. And not because I am a weekly blogger there. More because it is the best source for news and Arianna Huffington tapped into the blogosphere zeitgeist better than anyone. Several years ago, I produced an event at her home, An Evening of Dorothy Parker. This was before HP was established. Arianna and her sister Agapi graciously let us use her home for this reading and I will always appreciate their kindness and generosity.

BUT, I am here to say that judging my the looks of this image, for the headline to say She “forgot” her bra, is like saying, “Milk forgot that it is white”. Does that make sense? You know what I mean…whereas that blogger should either not be on that particular beat or he/she should ask me for the appropriate headlines….which in this case I would say, Lindsay Never Wears A Bra.

Meanwhile, speaking of never wearing a bra, have you seen the video from the Muse magazine photo shot, Lindsay’s Private Party?

It all started innocently with this image. Click here for the recap.

The whole experience of releasing the Muse Magazine images of Lindsay Lohan, shot by Yu Tsai, was an unbelievable experience in understanding the Anatomy of a Lindsay Lohan hater. There were plenty of them, who sent me hateful or angst ridden emails, about  why she should not have done the photo spread, as well as others who blamed me for her career choices. Please note: that 99% of these kooks were linked to me from Fox News. I kid you not. Most of the time I just deleted these comments, and sometimes I responded via the public forum. But the best ones were privately sent to me and I thought that you, my usual intelligent readers, would get a kick out of this particular interaction. Proving the keyboard is mightier than the sword:

L.L. Hater #1: Maybe you should do volunteer work because why do I get this sludge in my junk box any way and why do I give a damn about what LL is doing wit her silly little life. I do not think its worth the non paper it is on so please do not send any more rubbish to me. Think global warming, think poverty, think how your time might be spent telling people abut how the world could be made better not slagging off people who choose to slag themselves off.

IMW: Susan…I don’t know how I missed your email, but I am glad I caught it in time to delete you from my list before any other non-related-to-saving-the-world issues came your way. I do hope that you are someone who has raised millions of dollars for AIDS and women’s cancer organizations, as have I…in addition to being super-conscious about my carbon footprint by riding a bicycle for the past 20 years…and mostly, spreading laughter in the world…which is what my blog is all about. Wishing you a great holiday and all the good karma you require…which, seems like quite a bit. xoxo Abe

L.L. Hater #1: I do my required work for the animals and planet. I just don’t really give a damn about LL and her girlfriends/boyfriends, why don’t you talk about the planet and those issues and maybe we all might get on our bikes and help you in your endeavors, you are such a sad little person, Abe and as for karma boy oh boy have you ever had cancer ? You are not worthy of even this reply silly person that you are. Attacking without knowing full stories of people’s lives, sadness, pain. How old are you? You are not an old soul that’s for sure! BY THE WAY, MY NAME IS NOT SUSAN!!!

IMW: Yikes, Susan…or whatever your name is. Just because you don’t like Lindsay Lohan, don’t take it out on me. And as for who is sad here…think again…a mirror might help you find the answer to that question. To have such anger from the onset of this simple request to be taken off my list…is something you need to take a look at. Anger=festering=no good for your health. And as for my attacking you…yikes again. And back to the mirror for you. I did not, I would not and I can not say the same for you. Again…I wish you much joy…cause honey, you need it….happy happy Susan. Oh, and by the way, you are on my list because either you are a member of the press or have attended my company’s past events. With the attitude you exude…not clear for which reason…but truly glad our story ends here. Ciao. Abe

L.L. Hater #1: Dearest Abe, I would like to wish you and yours a very peaceful, loving, caring for you and yours and our special and precious planet with all the animals and nature a hopeful and loving 2010.
I wish we could spend our energies on promoting good vibes and not negativity….I am not an angry, vicious, negative person, I meditate, I give healing, I care for my beautiful planet and all on it including you. So please Abe, be blessed, healed and loved. Enough now, please, enough! Forever yours, Susan

It's like these haters never saw a nipple before. Clearly your mothers should have breast fed. Click here to watch the infamous video.

That people think she is not pretty is mind boggling.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLI8rWtU86M

Ladies and gentlemen, and hypocrites of all ages. Step right up and peruse these images of Lindsay Lohan. You know you want to. You know you can’t resist looking, then taking the time to make comments that show much you really do care…though your words say otherwise. As we all know, actions speak louder than words. So, just to be clear, Lindsay is not “fugly”, on the contrary. Lindsay is not sad, on the contrary. And no this photo shoot was not a career “mistake”, on the contrary. For whatever reason, Lindsay Lohan is one of the most controversial actresses of our time. She thrives on being controversial. And this Muse Magazine photo shoot was just that…in spades. Posting these images literally blew out my server yesterday. Lindsay has only made a handful of movies, and really, most people remember her from Mean Girls. All the other aspects of her life are beyond fodder for the press and the public just can’t get enough. Why? I do not know. And please…no one send me a soliloquy as to why that is. I have had my fair share of bloviators since Barack Obama made the national scene.

The endless judgments on her looking stoned is so infantile. It is just amazing what a bunch of prudes people really are...until they get in the sack.

Look, don’t take it out on me. I am just doing my job, which was to promote this Yu Tsai photo shoot and video. THE VIDEO! Oh my, I can’t wait to see the firestorm that sets off. Entertainment Tonight breaks that story tonight because it is entertainment. One of my “new readers” has been emailing me reason after reason why this project was a huge mistake for Lindsay to do. But he made a most curious point. “One actress I know began crying, saying she was shaken by Lindsay allowing this to occur to her.” Excuse me? There are so many things wrong with that statement that makes me pity the “actress”. First off, crying no less? Shaken…not stirred? I am sure she was crying because she wouldn’t get this much publicity if she ran butt naked on the White House lawn. And the “allowing this to occur to her” sends shivers down my spine. The word allow and occur are not  applicable to Linsday Lohan. Maybe that is how that actress spends her life, waiting to be “allowed” to do things, like act or wait tables. Or being still as life “occurs” around her. Either way, she has no future as an actress. Not someone that speaks like that. Actors are way to self involved. And the more self involved they are, the more successful they become. That is not a judgment, but a fact. When you are the product you are selling, you better love it and be prepared to put yourself first. This chick, sobbing on the sidelines of Lindsay Lohan, should just pack her bags and move back home to Yuckaho Township, USA.

People's fascination with Lindsay baring all shows that we still live in a puritan society. Next up...witch hunts.

END NOTE: The one thing about Miss Lohan that I can safely say, is that she knows exactly who she is, very clear on what choices she is making and that she is young, which explains the abandon in how she lives her life. These are not the usual stories and messages I post on I MEAN…WHAT?!? My commitment for this site is to point out what is not quite right in the worlds of fashion, entertainment and lifestyle…not Lindsay’s…the bigger picture. And while this project unfolded, I was taken aback by the public’s fascination with others, which must be the biggest reason why their own lives pretty much suck. You can not and will not ever convince me that taking time and love away from your own life to think through someone esle’s is beneficial to your own circumstances. No way, no how. Unless of course you are Lindsay’s shrink, and are appealing to the masses because you have plum given up.

OK...so she shows a little skin. Ooooh....off to the gallows. Yikes, with all you prudes.

And (B) Have you ever considered doing volunteer work with all your obvious free time?!? I mean…what?!?

Oh, right, she's smoking. How many comments that sparked. Fotz.

The full image will be revealed later this week.

Will there ever be enough said about Lindsay Lohan? Probably not. Since I mentioned the Muse Magazine shoot on Saturday, the internet has been agog with comments and fury. The stream of endless random people venting on that which is “appropriate” for Lindsay is mind boggling. And these kids don’t kid around. There is absolute conviction as to:

• What she should do to reestablish her career.
• Who she should and should not be photographed with.
• Her role as poster child for GLBT Community (yikes).

Relax everybody. This as a photo shoot. Read the item in today’s Page Six of the New York Post with comments from Yu TSai, the photographer and film maker. (The video will be released on the web on Wednesday.) Check back to IMW for all the images from the shoot…yes even the salacious ones…and the video as well.