Naomi Campbell is on the lam.

Is the world bored? Whoever is interested in how Naomi Campbell treats her staff, please raise your hand. And with your raised hand, look in the mirror and ask yourself, “Why do I care whether Naomi Campbell whooped her limo driver or not?” And that the New York City police are looking for her is beyond me? Exactly how many cops have been assigned to this case? Or better yet, is this a job for Super-Cuomo? Now that Andrew Cuomo is investigating the alleged physical abuse case involving David Johnson, Governor Paterson’s crony, and Sherr-una Booker, why not add this to his case load? How long did it take for David Johnson to be sought out in regards to that whooping incident? Yet, it was within minutes of the Naomi drama that an APB went out for her and the media began reporting, “Naomi Campbell is on the lam!” Forgive me for being so forgiving, but I’d like to think that there are far more pressing matters at hand than chasing down a supermodel. The outpouring of venom against her is totally weird to me. Concentrate on your own problems kids…you’ve got plenty of them.