This is simply unfair. Two of the world’s most acclaimed style stalwarts, Vogue’s Hamish Bowles and Karl Lagerfeld (from Everywhere) literally stole my look. At the recent nuptials of Kate Moss, Hamish sported this floral tux number, and at the Costume Institute Gala, Karl did as well. In 1969, I wore it first, maybe not best, granted, but first just the same at my Bar Mitzvah in Fort Lee, New Jersey. In homage to the segment, Bitch Stole My Look on Fashion Police, that E! show with Joan Rivers and her band of fashionista elves, peruse these images and you tell me: Did these bitches steal my look?