Hillary Swank’s Boys Don’t Cry Fashion Line

Jan 3, 2011Fashion

Justin Bieber will wear the new Hillary Swank Boy's Don't Cry Line.

In case you were away enjoying the holidays festoons and not reading I Mean…What?!?, well, that’s no excuse, but you are forgiven, ’cause that’s the kind of guy I am. But while you were away, this little news ditty came and went that I wanted to bring it to your attention.

Two time Oscar winner, though one would have been more than sufficient, Hillary Swank announced that she will become the next celebrity fashion designer to enter the market place. Now that the Oscar race eludes her entirely, Swank will join the ranks of Kim Kardashian, Adam Levine, Sarah Jessica Parker, Amar’e Stoudmire, Selena Gomez, Sean P. Diddy Money Combs, and Zooey DesChanel, to name a few. Are you as astonished as I am? Hillary should do a collection of butch-tranny-wear inspired by her Oscar winning role in Boys Don’t Cry. Though this boy is about to cry knowing that one more misguided celebrity thinks they have the answer to the age old question, “What to wear?” I wish her luck, but let’s face it…it will bomb miserably as have all of her recent movies.

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