Madrid Fashion Week?!? You Are Not Going To Believe This

Sep 22, 2009Fashion

OK kiddies. Gather round. Uncle Abe is going to tell you a story. It’s a fairy tale…because clearly, plenty of fairies are involved in this story. It is the story known as Madrid Fashion Week. Yes, some of this story is very scary. Like a horror movie. And other parts are really funny…because scary and funny make for a good story. Now, there not much else left for me to say because this is a picture-book story. So…once upon a time…in a land far away…there was a land called Spain. Spain is known for many things, like hot Latin men, delicious food and a romance language. Not American starlets of fashion. Now, why Gwyneth Paltrow decided to make the scene at Madrid Fashion Week is beyond me…and the weird twist in my little tale.

Amai Rodriguez would care the be-Jesus oout of the boogie man.

Amai Rodriguez would care the be-Jesus out of the boogie man.

I'll take 3 across in the size range. Kook-kooky-kookier-kookiest.

I'll take 4 pieces across in the whole size range. Kook-kooky-kookier-kookiest.

This is like right out of the movie Ghost with Demi and Patrick Swayze.

This is like right out of the movie Ghost with Demi and Patrick Swayze. And B) this dress was chosen to be born...by a nut bag.

Carlos Diez makes this silly nonsense for women...

Carlos Diez makes this silly nonsense for women...

And manzies. Nice silhouette.

And manzies. Nice silhouette.

So Victorio and Lucchino have definitely caught on with what a manzie shoul wear.

So Victorio and Lucchino have definitely caught on with what a manzie should wear.

Okideer.

Okideer.

End scene...literally. Fotz.

End scene...literally. Fotz.

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2 Responses to “Madrid Fashion Week?!? You Are Not Going To Believe This”

  1. Ericka says:

    the child in me is screaming over the legless teddy!

    and 'I didn't choose to be born' was something i said when i was an arrogant teen. lame.

  2. Benita says:

    What's up with the dress that looks like a gang-bang by Mummenschanz?

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