The Not Best Dressed List

Tika Sumpter and Jason Derulo clashed and burned.

A week cannot go by without watching Fashion Police with Joan Rivers. I have been doing my version called The Not Best Dressed List for years. Granted, I did not invent anything, but many times, there is cross over on both of our lists. That Joan, she knows her stuff.

Not that showing a little nipple matters, what does, is this umbrella turned skirt that Nicki Minaj wore on Good Morning America. Last week, a contestant on Project Runway made something similar... but better.

Cate Blanchett should know better, and when I say better, I mean, know when something fits or not. In every shot, the gold lacy part of this dress is bagging and looks terrible.

Don't get me wrong, if I could spend my life in pajamas, I would, but Rachel Roy's stitch-for-stitch knock-off of a JC Penney men's PJ Set that usually comes wrapped in plastic is questionable at best. Unless of course, this is a PJ set from JC Penney. And if so, two snaps up.

Last week I noted that I was seeing stars on the red carpet, literally not figuratively. The trend continues. Now we have stars in stars with stars for stars. I'm dizzy.

Train wreck, occasional singer and former glamor model Katie Price has launched her signature fashion collection. Here she sports a Frederick's of Hollywood inspired kitten with a whip dress and feather shoulder epaulets for that extra Grrrrr.

Is it me or does Selena Gomez look like a cougar in a bad bathing suit cover-up next to Justin Beiber?

 

Note to Vanessa Carlton: Try not to match the step and repeat. Girl, had you not worn that white wife-beater, no one would have seen you arrive on the red carpet.

Who isn't rooting for Britney Spears? But she is now looking older than Madonna and needs to revisit the wardrobe situation.