• If the bridge fits...
    Mar 31, 2014Breaking Newzzz

    Time For Some Traffic Problems In Fart Lee (Nee Fort)

    “Time for some traffic problems in Fart Lee” reminds me of the “shot heard round the world”.… Read More »

  • Uganda be kidding me and Chelsa Handler.
    Mar 19, 2014Breaking Newzzz

    Uganda Be Kidding Me

    Uganda Be Kidding Me is more than just the title of Chelsea Handler’s new book. The law of the land in Uganda makes homosexuality a crime, punishable by life in prison. And that is the good news. The original bill was for gays to be put to death. Then you wonder why there is no Uganda Fashion Week. One can only imagine how hideous the interiors are in that country. Imagine a land with man caves as living rooms, complete with bulky leather couches and over-sized recliners with holders for beer cans. Naturally this is no laughing matter, but what… Read More »

  • Sung to the tune, What I Did For Love from A Chorus Line.
    Mar 16, 2014Breaking Newzzz

    What I Did For Lent, What I Did For Lent

    Kiss my ass goodbye.
    The sweetness and the sorry.
    Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla….
    What I did for Lent, what I did for lent.… Read More »