• What these two Adderall addicts need is a swift kick.
    May 13, 2013Gross Baboons

    Lindsay Lohan vs Brooke Mueller: Celebrity Smackdown

    LINDSAY: Don’t you dare talk shit about my mother.
    BROOKE: Your mother is shit.… Read More »

  • The Endlessness Of The Unfogiven
    May 9, 2013Breaking Newzzz

    The Galliano Conundrum – Par Deux

    Just when John Galliano thought it was safe to go back in the (fashion) water, rather get out from drowning under water, comes The Galliano Conundrum-Par Deux. The Galliano Conundrum started that fateful day two years ago when John was drowning his sorrows in a pub in Le Marais when his barrage of hateful anti-Semitic comments came spewing out of his mouth like Linda Blair in The Exorcist. Galliano looking and sounding like a tragic mess was caught on camera saying shit like “I Love Hitler”, a seminal moment that changed his life on a dime, like a crippling car… Read More »

  • Lohan-BieberJustin Bieber lohaning? Qu'est-ce que c'est lohaning?
    Apr 17, 2013Breaking Newzzz

    The Lohaning Of Justin Bieber

    From the Abe & Miriam Webster Dictionary of Abeisms: Lohan (Low–as in life– Han) to reduce (an object or career) to useless fragments, or remains, burning, or dissolving (bridges). injure beyond repair or renewal; demolish; ruin; annihilate (credibility). to put an end to or extinguish (career). to kill or slay (career). to render ineffective or useless; nullify; neutralize; invalidate (your everything). to defeat completely (any and all hopes of a comeback). Lindsay Lohan is no longer a just person, or an actress, lohan is now officially a verb. Replace lohan with the word destroy and you will see what I… Read More »