“I Mean…What?!?” – Abe Gurko

This is the worst fitted dress on Earth. Rachel Zoe is suffering from 'Do as I say, not as I do' Syndrome.

Eva Longoria is wearing an adult version of a Sunday church dress that little Spanish girls wear.

Why Gayle King thought she should step out without a brassiere and Spanx is beyond me. Lady, get some undergarments. You are trying to attract a morning audience.

Rashida Jones sports le sack.

Rosario Dawson wanted attention. And they got it.

What's with the pregnant bagel on Kate Hudson's head?

Not to be out-shined, Kim Kardashian sported a pregnant bagel, too.

Tiger Mom, Kris Jenner freaks me out.