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If you forced me to pick one, I’d say Khloe Kardashian is my favorite Kardashian. I liked her in Celebrity Apprentice and she clearly is the most independent of the brood. When I set out to do the parody As The Kardashian Turns, it was not because I dislike the Kardashians. Frankly, I have only seen Keeping Up With The Kardashians a few times. But enough to know that a parody was a must. Anyhoo, TMZ last week posted a before and after picture of Khloe and I wanted to share the before and after of Mackenzie John Miller who… Read More »

Once you’ve sampled this guilty pleasure it will be difficult to return to the “real” thing without thinking of As The Kardashians Turn.… Read More »

“You’re only voting for Obama because Beyonce is!” -Khloe Kardashian
“Don’t get caught between a rock and a hard-on.” – Khloe Kardashian… Read More »

Raised by all women and a confidante to many, I have been referred to as a lesbian on several occasions, therefore Lesbian Political Action Committee plenty gets my vote.… Read More »

Kardashians Rock The Vote

 httpv://youtu.be/QlJt_MIkUic Watch Kim Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian tell you to Barack The Vote. Best slogan ever… Vote Bitches. Don’t you wonder who The Kardashians are going to vote for come November? Well look no further than this new Public Service Announcement from the Bizarro World Kardashian Sisters.… Read More »

As The Kardashian Turns take us to the set of photo shoot for their new kosmetics kampaign. The girls plot to put Kris Jenner away in PR rehab, since she has become addicted to the limelight. Will Bruce Jenner save her or is he in on the intervention?… Read More »

Kim Kardashian was photographed with Hulk Hogan, like the day his gross sex tape came out in the press. Does the expression, “Water seeks its own level” apply here? That would be yes. Remember kiddies, what made Kim Kardashian famous in the first place was her sex tape with the other black guy, Ray J. Correct me if I am wrong but isn’t Ray J the guy that was with Whitney Houston until her untimely, sad demise? Oh what strange webs we weave. httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlJt_MIkUic&feature=channel&list=UL Speaking of weaves, when will Kim Kardashian and the Klan launch the hair extension kollection to… Read More »

In the last episode titled, A Kardashian Kristmas, rumors were swirling that Kim Kardashian was skulking around with Kanye West. Surely not enough time had lapsed from when Kim ended her measly 72-day marriage to Kris “The Dufus” Humphries. Naturally Archangel Kris Jenner, whose sole reason on Earth is to protect her children, while throwing herself into the spotlight whenever possible, frowned at such a union. That Kristmas morning, Kris Jenner, clad in a leopard print bathrobe available at Sears, was nervously cruising the Internet and was horrified at all the negative comments about her family. Hence her frustration with… Read More »

So here’s the downside for Kanye Kardashian. Um, that’s it.… Read More »