“I Mean…What?!?” – Abe Gurko

Here we have Chris March, booted fashion designer from Project Runway Season Who Cares at the season 3 sreening of Mad Men out in the middle of Times Square. First of all, isn't that the show that no one is watching? And second of all, sitting in Times Square to watch a cable show is as depressing as...I don't know what.

At this riveting event we also have Laura Bennett (booted designer), who is always wearing an original design, but here is slightly (incredibly) overdressed alongside her quirky man hat wearing husband. Unless you are off to a cocktail party after this pedestrian hagfest, boy did you overdress. Wait...look in the background, it looks like everyone got a quirky man hat. Yet another reason not to watch the show.

As mentioned last week, the Mercedes Benz Polo Challenge is having a hard time getting celebs to show up. See what I mean. I never lie....whoever times 5.

Silly me....unless of course you consider the unsinkable Joy Marks as a celebrity. She sure does.

Here, David G. Rosenberg (?) is flanked by two yentehs. Wow, this was a great week at the Polo matches. Yikes.

I've spent the week criticizing the Woodstock coverage from the Times Style and Women's Wear Daily. I am very protective of that amazing time in history during my lifetime. The images of the 4oth Anniversary at Bethel is a hard one to swallow. As much as we should rejoice, aging rockers never make for good photos. I know, it is too awful to say. But some things are better left as a memory.

I mean, God bless Country Joe but now he looks like that parrot /margarita guy Jimmy Buffet.

Here Leslie West (I guess guitarist from Mountain) got hitched on stage. Wasn't Woodstock about the opposite? Free love? This just closed down any vestigaes of Woodstock's cool. I am wrong for this Earth.

Here's a hagfest for you. It's a breast cancer benefit in LA. Ummmm.

Not sure of the message at this breast cancer benefit...show us your boobs while you have them? Oh no I didn't.

I mean....come on. Tracy Bingham is the poster girl (tranny) for what? I am not a prude, but if I were a breast cancer survivor, this event at the Playboy Mansion might make me a tad uncomfortable. And if I am being a prude...well...slap me.

With the success of True Blood and Twilight, LA hosted Vampire-Con...one scary hagfest as I've never seen.

Yes, that's Joey Buttafuoco at Vampire-Con. Be afraid, be very afraid.

And finally, speaking of vampires, Dark Shadows, that amazing soap opera from the 60's and 70's had a festival in Elizabeth, New Jersey. But I have to say, since I was a massive fan (as a toddler) it is cute to see these people still kicking. But that signage...oy vey iz meer.

Here we have Jonathan Frid a.k.a. Barnabus Collins. I was obsessed with this show. But look at the lighting...GENIUS.

Lara Parker a.k.a. Angelique was my favorite character. She looks great...no?

Well, I guess it just happens. We all end up looking like we should playing Mah-Jong.