The Party’s Over…Again

The Party’s Over has become one of the more fun entries on I Mean…What?!? It gets lots of laughs from the viewers, and while that is the main reason for everything, I must say it brings me unending joy to research “who’s” out there, or shall I say the “who are you’s” that are out there getting photographed at events. Things that are shocking need no introduction as pictures speak louder than words…therefore…

Here we have Chris March, booted fashion designer from Project Runway Season Who Cares at the season 3 sreening of Mad Men out in the middle of Times Square. First of all, isn't that the show that no one is watching? And second of all, sitting in TImes Square to watch a cable show is as depressing as ...I don't know what.

Here we have Chris March, booted fashion designer from Project Runway Season Who Cares at the season 3 sreening of Mad Men out in the middle of Times Square. First of all, isn't that the show that no one is watching? And second of all, sitting in Times Square to watch a cable show is as depressing as...I don't know what.

At this riveting event we also have Laura Bennett, who is always wearing an original design, but here is slightly (incredibly) overdressed alongside her quirky man hat wearing husband. Unless you are off to a cocktail party after this pedestrian hagfest, boy did you overdress.

At this riveting event we also have Laura Bennett (booted designer), who is always wearing an original design, but here is slightly (incredibly) overdressed alongside her quirky man hat wearing husband. Unless you are off to a cocktail party after this pedestrian hagfest, boy did you overdress. Wait...look in the background, it looks like everyone got a quirky man hat. Yet another reason not to watch the show.

As mentioned last week, the Mercedes Benz Polo Challenge is having a hard tiome getting celebs to show up. See what I mean. I never lie....whoever times 5.

As mentioned last week, the Mercedes Benz Polo Challenge is having a hard time getting celebs to show up. See what I mean. I never lie....whoever times 5.

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Silly me....unless of course you consider the unsinkable Joy Marks as a celebrity. She sure does.

Silly me....unless of course you consider the unsinkable Joy Marks as a celebrity. She sure does.

Here, David G Rosenberg is flanked by two yentehs. Wow, this was a great week at the Polo matches. Yikes.

Here, David G. Rosenberg (?) is flanked by two yentehs. Wow, this was a great week at the Polo matches. Yikes.

I've spent the week critisizing the Woodstock coverage from the Times Style and Women's Wear Daily. I am very protective of that amazing time in history during my lifetime. The images of the 4ogth Anniversary at Bethel is a hard one to swallow. As much as we shol rejoince it is glory, agng rockers never make for good photos. I know, its; too awful to say. But some things are better left as a memory.

I've spent the week criticizing the Woodstock coverage from the Times Style and Women's Wear Daily. I am very protective of that amazing time in history during my lifetime. The images of the 4oth Anniversary at Bethel is a hard one to swallow. As much as we should rejoice, aging rockers never make for good photos. I know, it is too awful to say. But some things are better left as a memory.

I mean God bless Country Joe. He looks like that parrot /margarita guy now.

I mean, God bless Country Joe but now he looks like that parrot /margarita guy Jimmy Buffet.

Here Leslie West (I guess guitarist from Mountain) got hitched on stage. wasn't Woodstock about the opposite? Free love? THis just closed down any vestigaes of Woodstock's cool. I am wrong for this Earth.

Here Leslie West (I guess guitarist from Mountain) got hitched on stage. Wasn't Woodstock about the opposite? Free love? This just closed down any vestigaes of Woodstock's cool. I am wrong for this Earth.

Here's  hagfes tfor you. It's a breast cancer benefit in LA. Ummmm.

Here's a hagfest for you. It's a breast cancer benefit in LA. Ummmm.

Not sure of the message here at this breast cancer benefit...show us your boobs while you have them? Ouch.

Not sure of the message at this breast cancer benefit...show us your boobs while you have them? Oh no I didn't.

I mean....come on. Tracy Bingham is the poster girl (tranny) for what? I am not a prude, but if I were a breat cancer survivor, this event at the Playboy Mansion might make me a tad uncomfortable.

I mean....come on. Tracy Bingham is the poster girl (tranny) for what? I am not a prude, but if I were a breast cancer survivor, this event at the Playboy Mansion might make me a tad uncomfortable. And if I am being a prude...well...slap me.

With the success of True Blood and Twighlight, LA hosted Vampire-Con...one scary hagfest as I've never seen.

With the success of True Blood and Twilight, LA hosted Vampire-Con...one scary hagfest as I've never seen.

Yes, that's Joey Buttafuoco at Vamorei-Con. Be afraid, be very afraid.

Yes, that's Joey Buttafuoco at Vampire-Con. Be afraid, be very afraid.

And finallt, speakingof vampires, Dark Shadows, that amazing sopa opera from the 60's and 70's had a festival in Elizabeth, New jeeersey. Oy vey iz meer. But I have to say, since I was a massive fan (as a toddler) it is cute to see these people still kicking. But that signage...oy.

And finally, speaking of vampires, Dark Shadows, that amazing soap opera from the 60's and 70's had a festival in Elizabeth, New Jersey. But I have to say, since I was a massive fan (as a toddler) it is cute to see these people still kicking. But that signage...oy vey iz meer.

Here we have Jonathan Frid a.k.a. Barnabus Collins. I was obsessed with this show. But look at the lighting...GENIUS.

Here we have Jonathan Frid a.k.a. Barnabus Collins. I was obsessed with this show. But look at the lighting...GENIUS.

Lara Parker a.k.a. Angelique was my favorite character. She looks great...no?

Lara Parker a.k.a. Angelique was my favorite character. She looks great...no?

Well, I guess it just happens. we all end up looking like we should plahying Mah-Jong.

Well, I guess it just happens. We all end up looking like we should playing Mah-Jong.

5 Responses to “The Party’s Over…Again”

  1. mfarris70 says:

    Gosh you're a bitter pill. This blog makes me want to slit my wrists. Doesn't anything ever satisfy you? You do realize that by going on the way you do about these nobodies that you're playing right into the non-celebrity game? The homophobia and woman-hating is a little much for first thing in the morning.

  2. Abe Gurko says:

    Hi Art…if that’s your name,
    Far be it from me to want anyone to remotely think of cutting themselves as a result of reading I Mean…What?!?
    Also, as for homophobia or woman haters? This is so not the case. So, if that’s how you read it, coupled with the cutting, I suggest you stop visiting IMW, because my goal is to make people laugh. When you stop laughing…you must move on.
    I wish you eternal joy.
    Peace…
    ABE

  3. foolio_iglesias says:

    Abe,your posts are hilarious!You're not gonna please everyone,but that doesn't mean you even have to try.Keep it up,I check your blog daily….

  4. ericka says:

    I agree with 'foolio' (awesome handle, there). many of us start our day with IMW, and if i'm not laughing, i'm nodding my head in agreement. so thank you.

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