New Zealand Fashion Week…I Kid You Not

Sep 26, 2009Fashion

The other day I sarcastically declared that it was World Fashion Week. It was actually a tee-hee for all the globetrotting editors, huffing and puffing to and from all ports of call, being beckoned to report on all the fashion news. I had no idea that I was 100% correct…that there is, in fact, this weird World Wide Fashion Week going on, yet no one had officially declared it such…except me…by accident…in jest. Now, let me immediately interject that in the case of Madrid and New Zealand (I kid you not) that these fashion weeks are a total fotz. Why Gwyneth Paltrow ended up at Madrid Fashion Week, must have more to do with her keen culinary tastes rather than her schmateh needs. But, then again, it’s always better to be the big celebrity fish in the little celebrity pond, since the only other celebrities attending Madrid Fashion Week was…well…no body. There are no celebrities in Madrid, except soccer players…and toreadors…and they wouldn’t be caught dead at a girlie fashion show.

Gwenyth Paltrow seems to really be enjoying Madrid Fashion Week. "Get me out of here."

Gwenyth Paltrow seems to really be enjoying Madrid Fashion Week. She must be thinking..."Fotz."

This piece of couture shown at New Zealand Fashion Week is from a colletion called Saga. Let me tell you, ain't no saga behind this schmateh.

This piece of couture shown at New Zealand Fashion Week is from a collection called Saga. Let me tell you, ain't no saga behind this schmateh.

You can say alot of things about me, but liar is not one of them. The name of this collection is...drum roll please...Riddle Me This. You know, I couldn't write that any better. This is called the magic top. Seriously. It magically appears in your closet, because there's no way you would actually buy it.

You can say a lot of things about me, but liar is not one of them. The name of this collection is...drum roll please...Riddle Me This. You know, I couldn't write that any better. This is called the magic top. Seriously. It magically appears in your closet, because there's no way you would actually buy it.

Riddle Me This' impeccable detailing by far makes it the collection of the season...from New Zealand anyway.

Riddle Me This' impeccable detailing by far makes it "THE" collection of the season...from New Zealand anyway.

I especially like the untied shoes laces to go with the untied draw string dress. Very Marie Antoinette...but with that New Zealand jena se qua.

I especially like the untied shoes laces to go with the untied draw string dress. Very Marie Antoinette...but with that New Zealand jena se qua.

And in the end...literally...Pam Anderson an Richie Rich stole the show with her tits and ass as they premiered the A Muse Collection...aptly named.

And in the end...literally...Pamela Anderson an Richie Rich stole the show with her tits and ass as they premiered the A Muse Collection...aptly named.

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