NEWS FLASH: Yikes From The VMAs

Sep 14, 2009Fashion
I know, everybody is obsessed with Lady Gaga, except me. Here she sports Mae West gay 90's drag. And I mean drag.

I know, everybody is obsessed with Lady Gaga, except me. Here she sports Mae West gay 90's drag. And I mean drag.

Yes, the I Mean…What?!? fashion coverage is important to get out as it is news, but surely when I noticed the many style faux pas on the MTV Video Music Awards Red Carpet, I had to share this newsflash. Especially with some of the doozies I’ve noted. Part of what is so wrong with our world is that the youth centered awards shows have become a low-rent, tacky shit show. How do we expect to get back to a more genteel time, when the barometer of what is appropriate is so low? It’s why I’ve been saying, “The end of the world is nigh, well, surely the end of the style world is nigh.” And no better way to prove my point that to show you some of the celebrities that attended the VMAs.

Here Gaga pays homage to Madonna from the Like A Virgin era. The Mini Mouse version.

Here Gaga pays homage to Madonna from the Like A Virgin era. The Mini Mouse version.

And here we have (what I assume) is Lady Gaga, sporting the Abominable Snowman from the 60's claymation cartoon.

And here we have (what I assume) is Lady Gaga, sporting the Abominable Snowman from the 60's claymation cartoon.

See what I mean?

See what I mean?

I mean...Manzie is not even the word here. Perez Hilton is quirky like Gaga. Fotz...rather...fotzy balloons.

I mean...Manzie is not even the word here. Perez Hilton is quirky like Gaga. Fotz...rather...fotzy balloons.

Amber Rose...yes...snake skin is on trend, but this look is for that special 20 year old model...and maybe not even then.

Amber Rose...yes...snake skin is on trend, but this look is for that special 20 year old model...and maybe not even then.

Lauren Conrad, the dress is fine...but the hair(?!?) for your grandmother. What, no mirror in the limo?

Lauren Conrad, the dress is fine...but the hair(?!?) for your grandmother. What, no mirror in the limo?

Tyson Ritter clearly doesn't read the Manzie Report. What is this? Gucci? Spurr?

Tyson Ritter clearly doesn't read the Manzie Report. What is this? Gucci? Cavalli? Spurr?

Roberto Cavalli nneded to go to teh VMAs to do his Richard Nixon imitation.

Roberto Cavalli needed to go to the VMAs to do his Richard Nixon imitation.

So, do we think this is a House of Dereon number and what's with that thing on her shoulder...sequined artillery?

So, do we think this is a House of Dereon number and what's with that thing on her shoulder...artillery?

P Diddy wears a new form of bling on each arm as his accessory.

P Diddy wears a new form of bling on each arm as his accessory.

Taylor...this surely was your night to shine...but girl, you were not going to the Oscars. Relax. Glad though that Beyonce allowed you to have your moment.

Taylor...this surely was your night to shine...but girl, you were not going to the Oscars. Relax. Glad though that Beyonce allowed you to have your moment.

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3 Responses to “NEWS FLASH: Yikes From The VMAs”

  1. Ericka says:

    one of the great things about being on the west coast is that i can hop on Facebook and see what my east coast friends are saying about award shows, so I know whether I want to skip them or not. happily, i was forewarned, and could just catch the few highlights (Pink!) on youtube.

    Who in the hell is Lady Gaga, and why are we being forced to see her photo at every turn? i'm all about an image, i get that, but don't let the image overpower the performance. i couldn't name one of her songs, all i know is that she dresses like a fool.

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