“I Mean…What?!?” – Abe Gurko

What do Mitt Romney and Donald Trump have in common? Correct. They are both Gross Baboons, for different reasons, yet gross nonetheless. This has been a busy week for The Orange Donald since his television show the Celebrity Apprentice crowned Arsenio Hall the biggest ass-kisser to The Truupmeister. The way Arsenio talked with a bow in his voice to Donald begging for the job was reminiscent of that old…well, I am not going to say it because I will get stoned…. and not in the kind of way that I like. But you get my point. If cow towing to perhaps the largest douche bag on Earth is your idea of winning, then give me self-respect rather than hominying to The Donald any day of the week.

But back to the busy Orange Baboon. Last Sunday George Will went on record to call Donald a bloviating ignoramus. And I quote: “I do not understand the cost benefit here,” Will lamented. “The costs are clear. The benefit — what voter is gonna vote for [Romney] because he is seen with Donald Trump. The cost of appearing with this bloviating ignoramus is obvious it seems to me.” Oh yes he did. Naturally, Donald, desperate to keep his puss on air retorted, “George Will may be the dumbest (and most overrated) political commentator of all time. If the Republicans listen to him, they will lose.” Look, far be it from me to defend a Republican but in this case, three point shot goes to George Will.

To make matters worse, Donzie went on a rant to Wolf Blitzer, the mild mannered reporter that he is, causing the bloviating ignoramus to name call Wolf, and sound like…well…a bloviating ignoramus. Trump argued that “many people” do not believe in the authenticity of Obama’s certificate, and told Blitzer that if he reported the story “accurately,” he might get better ratings, which Trump said he thought were “pretty small.” After Trump continued to argue in favor of birther conspiracy thories, Blitzer said, “Donald, you’re beginning to sound a little ridiculous, I have to tell you.” “No I think you are, Wolf,” Trump fired back. “Let me tell you something, I think you sound ridiculous and if you’d ask me a question and let me answer it.” What a big, fat maroon.

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