“I Mean…What?!?” – Abe Gurko

Lola Ciccone has hit her own zeitgeist. She now has a clothing line, a blog, and is a self-proclaimed style maven. The question is: Will Lola revamp the Material Girl look that her Momma made famous umpteen millions years ago? Is that look relevant now? Hey, I thoroughly support and admire anyone who wants to take the world, head on. When I was Lola’s age, all I could think about was smoking pot and laying in the middle of my school football field, watching the stars come out at night, amazed. And I thought that was being major productive. Well, I had finished my homework.

What surprised me about Lola’s blog post was just how Perez Hilton she seems in her musings with the “4 realzzz” and “HOLLAs”, ‘n’ stuff. Her intro, “Helluuur thurrrr, I’m Lola and this is my first blog entry so it’s kind of like ummmm….” just does not sound like the girl that Madonna had so carefully kept away from television and schooled at Lycee Francais De NY. Not that I expect her to sound like Miss Snooty Britches, because with Madonna as your guide, that would not work. Again, I wish her nothing but the best and know that with a mom as driven as Madonna, she kind of has no choice but to do whatever Momma wants. Unless, of course, Lola is living up to her namesake song, “Whatever Lola Wants, Lola Gets”, in which case, Madonna is the willing participant, and had made a deal with the devil Macy’s, against her better judgment.

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