“I Mean…What?!?” – Abe Gurko

“Lucky Sperm Club” – Warren Buffett.

“I don’t believe in dynastic wealth,” Warren Buffett said in The New York Times, calling those who grow up in wealthy circumstances “members of the lucky sperm club”. Since the second Donald Trump descended the escalator to his current status in Hell, I can’t stop thinking about the way he bullies the media and just about everyone else but worse continues to disrespect Barack Obama, the best President of the United States in our lifetime. That ugly, smug puss of The Donald looks like he is constantly smelling shit but can’t figure out where it’s coming from. Don’t look now, but clearly he thinks his shit don’t and yet somehow Melania’s actually doesn’t.

News today is that Corey Lewandowski was told “You’re Fired” by the Gross Baboon and that Trump’s three Lucky Sperm Club spawn are stepping in to try and curtail their sick fuck dad. Happy Father’s Day indeed!

First of all, SHAME on Ivanka Trump Kushner, the Orthodox Jewess Democrat who didn’t even vote for her dad in the New York Primary. Secondly, there are no words harsh enough for his despicable sons, Dickwad and Shitface who enjoy killing beautiful animals and taking beastly jabs at President Obama. Proof that the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.
(Read my piece on Romney & his righteous jerk-offs, Oct. 19, 2012.)

As someone who was bullied, I get an unsettling feeling when I see members of the Lucky Sperm Club in action because it brings back memories of my youth when I was bullied in grade school. We moved from a lower middle class neighborhood in New Jersey “on up” to a more affluent area. On my first day of school, which landed on April 1…don’t ask…all the kids seemed arrogant, entitled, mean, just like little Donald’s obnoxious sons. I wouldn’t be surprised to find out that Ivanka Trump was a Mean Girl in grade school, swanning about the Upper East Side like a prissy, snotty Gossip Girl.

That attitude comes from countless years of being fed with a silver spoon directly in the ass.