Return of the Manzie Report – Gucci Spring ’17

Gucci continues to inspire the Manzie Report

This Gucci 2-piece Chinoiserie Short Set inspired the return of the Manzie Report!

The Manzie Report has been laying dormant for far too long. Once considered a must-read menswear  journal poking fun at the Emperor’s New Clothes and/or clothes fit for a Queen, The Manzie Report is back for a triumphant return! As we navigate the waters of what the “in the know transgender style icon should wear”,  one might expect new terms for “Must-Haves” such as “The It Fag” or “Transcending Transgender Trousers”. Never one for being Politically Correct, those new to the Manzie Report, here is the crux of the matter.

Q. What is a Manzie?
A. A Manzie is part man, part Pansy and part Dandy. A Manzie is someone desperately trying to be “on trend”. They can be a straight man trying too hard to be stylish or a straight-acting-gay man who acts extra butch in his “quirky” fashion choices to compensate for his nelly-ness. And now there’s a bunch of new options. Bottom line: A Manzie will do what must be done to get noticed, with no intention of being beat up, as it is NOT a perk. For the history of Manzie Style, click there.

Gucci Spring 17 has done the Maznie Report a huge favor. Thank You Alessando Michele.

Gucci Spring 17 has done the Manzie Report a huge favor. Thank you Alessando Michele. See below. Need I say more?


This dizzying Swiss-dot-on-steroids ensemble is sure to turn heads…the other way.


Here’s a better view of that Geisha Gone Girl Get-Up.


What Little Lord Fauntleroy will wear to come out of the closet.


I can’t.


I love a good print ensemble, but even DVF wouldn’t do this on a signature wrap dress.


This is the Gorton’s Fishermans’ Fish Sticks Guy’s Gay Brother.

Stay tuned for tomorrow’s Manzie Report Par Deux featuring Thom Browne for Moncler (a seasonal favorite), Fendi and much more.

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