“I Mean…What?!?” – Abe Gurko

Not that the Costello Tagliapietra boys ever left, mind you. But they are “in” Barneys New York with a vengeance. The other night they launched (who doesn’t love a launch party) their newest capsule collection at Barneys New York with booze and nibbly bits and I could not be happier for them. The collection features what they are best known for, draping. Besides that, this jewel-toned dress fest is so well priced, that I told Robert and Jeffrey that I am almost inclined to buy one. The C&T Costello Tagliapietra dresses are sooo good. They go from day to night, garden to cocktail party, lunch with the ladies to dinner with Mr. Big, from Bar Mitzvah to Bat Mitzvah? (You def want those gals.) But you get my drift. If I was a woman…oh, tee hee… I would accessorize the hell out of these puppies. I’m talkin’ chunky jewelry for days. Necklaces and bracelets and rings…oh my. Heck, I might even throw a belt on the beige one. Anyway, at least now you know what kind of lady who lunches I would be. Subtle? I don’t think so. Perhaps more Unsinkable Molly Brown. Only Molly Brown with a C&T dress or three.