The occasional I Mean…What?!? coverage of The Party’s Over brings me much joy…and amazement. As a member of the fabulii…having attended and produced endless events…I wonder where it all went so wrong. The Party’s Over Party of the Week, our newest award, goes to Paris (no it has nothing to do with the fashion shows), rather, Paris Hilton Hosts Bowlmoor Lanes’ Grand Opening Carnival. First of all, Bowlmoor Lanes , which has been in existence forever, is probably wigging out that the new bowling alley to the stars…did I say that?…Lucky Strike, has been getting gobs of attention since it opened. I used to love bowling in high school. Would I go now? No. The perception of bowling is that it is extremely downmarket. And there have been endless attempts to szusz it up. So, Lucky Strike did. Hip logo, ID-PR hosted parties, a few celebrity bla blas…and boom. Now Bowlmoor could not sit idly by and lose its positioning. So, it did a refurbishing job, hired Paris Hilton to host their grand reopening and here we have…the guests.

The end of anyone's career is when they are coupled wth a chimp. This is the case with Matt LeBlanc from Friends in "ED".

Bai Ling will would attend the opening of a UPS package.

Nole Marin fotz.

Malan Breton is a bowler?

Johnny Donovan is a...

Joy Lauren from "Desperate" Housewives...need I say more?

Lindsay Fremondt is...

BJ Coleman...football, bowling ball...if there's a ball...he's there.

This person is doing a split on the red carpet because...

Paris and Doug Reinhardt take their winnings and split.
Bai Ling looks like she's ready to dive into a lobster plate.
I'm speechless. But not as speechless as I was after seeing images from the Axe Body Spray Lounge. X