The Party’s Over…People, Places, Yikes

Not too long ago I did a piece on these so called parties, featuring people(?) snapped by photographers that were beyond yikes. When I say beyond yikes, I mean, who are they and why are they being photographed? Well, having had a great response from the I Mean…What?!? audience, here with, another segment of The Party’s Over. When I started my career as a party goer, it was the first few days of Studio 54. Back then, the paparazzi were focused on real celebrities and interesting notables. Boy have things changed. There’s little else to say except please enjoy this weeks guests at these assorted hag-fests.

Brittny Gastineau at the Axe Lounge. There's little else to say. Oh, yeah...in a gown, no less.

Brittny Gastineau at the Axe Lounge. There's little else to say. Oh, yeah...in a gown, no less? And wait, the Axe Lounge...can that just go away? It's an abomination.

This is Joy (off the) Marks. Swhat in tarnation is she wearing in the daytime...or anytime. Actually, it look like a peice from the Alexis Mabille "Couture" Collection.

This is Joy (off the) Marks at the Mercedes Polo Challenge (operative word). What in tarnation is she wearing in the daytime...or anytime? Actually, it looks like a piece from the Alexis Mabille "Couture" Collection.

See what I mean? Similar pallete...similar what the hell is that.

See what I mean? Similar color palette and similar "What the hell is that?"

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Bethenny Frankel, we know you are promoting the crap out of the Skinny Margerita, BUT, you need to eat something. You look so unhealthy, you might as well be the poster child for Alcoholics Anonymous. The slogan an be: "This is what happens when you drink too much liquor"

Bethenny Frankel, we know you are promoting the crap out of the Skinny Margarita, BUT, you need to eat something. You look so unhealthy, you might as well be the poster child for Alcoholics Anonymous. The slogan can be: "This is what happens when you drink too much skinny liquor."

Here's Bethenny later that night at her Skinny Margerita promo party. The Herve Leger dress is accentuting her burgeoning Biafra belly.

Here's Bethenny, later that night, at her Skinny Margerita promo party. The Herve Leger dress is accentuating her burgeoning Biafra belly.

Here we have that heinous couple from The Real Housewives of New York City. He, the Manzie, proves that this look does not and will not eveer work well. Take the backet off Mary or loose the shorts an wear sear-sucker pants. Sucker.

Here we have that heinous couple from The Real Housewives of New York City. He, the Manzie, proves that this look does not nor will ever work well. Take the jacket off Mary or loose the shorts and slip into sear-sucker pants. Sucker.

Here we have the dynamic duo, aka The Brech Twins at th Mercedes Benz Polo Challenge. This is a challenge allright. I was out East this weekend and word was that this event can't pull ceebrities anymore. Duh. Case in point.

Here we have the dynamic duo, a.k.a. The Brech Twins, at the Mercedes Benz Polo Challenge. This is a challenge all right. I was out East this weekend and word was that this event can't pull celebrities anymore. Duh. Case in point.

Can soeone please telme what Ryan Cabrera is. And better yet, can someone tell him that his wind blown hair is ridiculoous. I mean...what?!?! times ten.

Can someone please tell me what Ryan Cabrera is? And better yet, can someone tell him that his wind blown hair is ridiculous. I mean...what?!?! times ten.

I leave you with this: Who? What? Where? What is Sobe Lifewater and why do they think their parties are interesting. Would somebody please help me understand this?

Who...Nobody times two. What...Ever. Where...The Sobe Lifewater Party. Now, who gives a flying f@#k about a Sobe party? Would somebody please help me understand this?

6 responses to “The Party’s Over…People, Places, Yikes”

  1. Benita says:

    Joy Marks' hat looks like something Phillip Treacy would barf after bingeing on blue curacao. Shall we call it "Brech-fest at Tiffany's"?

  2. Dont you think Warhol would cringe and wish he'd never said everyone gets their 15 minutes of fame? He should have prefaced that with those who actually DO/DID something of interest! Or are least GAWJUSS!

  3. Robin says:

    Who is with Ramona Singer and where is her bra?

  4. Abe says:

    That there is someone names Noah G Pop and her bra is in Syosset.

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