“I Mean…What?!?” – Abe Gurko

Don’t you love people who shoot themselves in the foot? I sure do. It makes me very happy and few things make me very happy. Like a Percocet and a cup of coffee first thing in the morning. Or watching the snow fall from my bedroom window, which overlooks downtown Manhattan. Red Carpet arrivals make me happy, too, and last night’s SAG Awards was no exception. Winner is Mila Kunis. Let’s hear it for Alexander McQueen‘s busiest week. But in the case of Michele Bachmann and Sarah Palin, their perfunctory need to yattle off at the mouth–spewing Tea Party nonsense–well,… Read More »

As we leave the ferocious Year of the Tiger (ask Mr. Woods if you don’t believe me) and enter the Year of the Rabbit, I wanted to share a few words from the most provocative rabbit ever, Bugs Bunny. I know this defies the law of gravity, but I never studied law! Don’t take life too seriously. You’ll never get out alive. What an ultramaroon! If an interesting monster can’t have an interesting hairdo I don’t know what this world is coming to. The rabbit is considered a kind and intelligent creature in Cambodian culture. The Year Of The Rabbit… Read More »