“I Mean…What?!?” – Abe Gurko

Relax Lady Battaglia.

Kate Upton...was the one. And what color undergarments is she wearing. Nude? Fotz.

Straight, gay, whatever....who cares. Not another catch me-catch me look Jessie J.

No words for Paris Hilton's choice, besides I don't love it.

Fotz Miss Whoever-You-Are.

Fantasia was not in Cannes but I had to throw her into the mix. Clueless.