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Brooke Mueller in rehab is such old news that it’s weird that she was even in the news today for going to rehab…again…which is like her weekly adventure.… Read More »

If there are large buzooms, there is Gloria Allred.

FINALLY, Gloria Allred will get her day in Lindsay Lohan court. After all the skanks Gloria has represented in the name of truth, justice and the American way, she was NEVER called into any of Lindsay’s many kerfuffles. (I love that word.) But now, as Lohan gets arrested for the umpteenth time and hauled into the precinct, a place she can soon call her home again, Gloria is taking the opposing side and representing that hag in question, Florida psychic, Tiffany Mitchell. FROM MARCH 18, 2011 You’ve got to love Gloria Allred. She is the omnipresent voice of reason, or… Read More »

Lindsay Lohan officially kisses her career goodbye.

Lindsay Lohan officially kisses her career goodbye.… Read More »

Angus T Jones will end up like Kirk Cameron, appearing at Christian Zealotpalooza.

Angus T. Jones is the original Honey Boo Boo. They have the same mothers.… Read More »

Best hair of any druggie ever.

Not trying to outdo Barbara Walters, but surely after seeing her choices for Ten Most Fascinating People, I have been advised–and well-advised at that–to create my own annual Ten Most Fotz-inating People since Walters’ choices have been so banal… kinda like the people that grace the pages of I Mean What?!? … Read More »

Talk aobut a royal wedding. Aisha Gaddafi and her beautfil bridesmaids look like a third grade Christmas play.