Gross Baboon Ted Nugent Loves Sarah Palin

Apr 17, 2012Gross Baboons

Well lookie here. It's Gross and Grosser.

UPDATE: Ted “The Noodge” Nugent continued his antisemitic meets racist rants by spewing these lovely pearls, “I’m a black Jew at a Nazi-Klan rally.” What does that even mean? I think what he meant to say was that he is a Nazi, who has a hard-on for the Klu Klux Klan and if he had his druthers, he would happily kill all the Jews and blacks. Unless I am missing something. As you can see above, Gross and Grosser are thick as thieves. Sarah Palin loves her some Noodge. The gun toting Grizzly Mom and the Grosser Gun Nazi make the perfect evil doer couple, don’t ya think?

Yesterday, Ted Nugent was crowned the newly minted Gross Baboon of the Year for his declaration of war on Barack Obama. Seems like we are back to that scary rhetoric already, not two seconds after Rick Santorum’s campaign ended. I am beginning to pine over the loss of Newt Gingrich. Nugent, whose name in Yiddish means a total noodge or general pain in the ass, has gone on record to say, “If Barack Obama becomes the President in November again, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year.”

What exactly is he implying in regards to the “I’ll be in jail” bit. Is that a threat? Quite frankly, death will become him far better. Maybe the Secret Service should pull up their pants and start investigating Ted “The Noodge” Nugent. This man is such a dumb ass that it knows no bounds. Anyone who thinks Hillary Clinton is “useless” quite frankly belongs in jail…or not on Earth. Nugent is urging his semi-retared followers to get a “couple of thousand” people to cast their ballot for Mitt Romney, the pathological liar. This is some perfect couple, a liar and a douche bag.

Well, let me just say that Ted Nugent will be no match the the I MEAN WHAT PARTY to Re-Elect Barack Obama. Stay tuned in the coming weeks for the all-out campaign to out-shadow people like Ted Nugent, those who threaten violence and spread an evil message.

7 Responses to “Gross Baboon Ted Nugent Loves Sarah Palin”

  1. james caruso says:

    i'd rather hear of him blowing his head off but jailed for the rest of his traitorous life would do fine..#1

  2. Jack says:

    Yep, Douchebag is the best title for him.

  3. Randy says:

    “I’m a black Jew at a Nazi-Klan rally.” i think it's clear he is referring to how he feels with the backlash over his comments. a black jew at a nazi klan rally would be vilified and hated.

    also, i'm pretty sure that in the context of the NRA convention, he was referring to being dead or in jail because he feels the obama administration would make it illegal to have some of the firearms he has and he wouldn't give them up.

    not the best phrasing, but i feel if you look at the context and not just the quote from within an entire speech, his meaning becomes more clear.

    not saying it's a good way to make that point, or that he's right, but i also don't think it's right to take his comments out of context and make them mean something they didn't.

    • Abe Gurko says:

      I see your point, and his. My point however is using a Nazi reference is proof that there is more under the surface. Look, my mom survived the concentration camps, if he feels like he was at a Nazi rally, well, then, perhaps he should not attend these kinds of gatherings with gun toting hot heads, of which he is the king. He’s gross any way you slice it.

  4. Steve says:

    Is the Noodge trying to pass Rush as douche bag of the year? If only the Noodge had his own 3-hour weekday radio rant.! The redneck ditto head listeners would have to make a choice.

  5. janoe says:

    I used to think that Nugent wanted to get in Palins wadded up panties, but now I think he was trying to get at her little girls. Mr. Poopypants is quite the pedophile. Such a good Christian couple.

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