If Shakespeare were alive today:
To debate or not to debate– “That is the question: Whether ’tis nobler in the”…. well, nobler? I don’t think so. Not when we are talking about the upcoming Republican debate “to be or not to be” hosted by Donald “Orange” Trump. “Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer” trust me, we will suffer plenty because The Donald is insufferable. “The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune.” When you see who has the money in this country and the arrogance that comes with it, well, “To die– to sleep. To sleep–perchance to dream: ay, there’s the rub.”
Anyway, you get my point. As if we need to see the Keystone Republican Cops blather on and on about the same nonsense, only this time with “The Orange Man” in the center of gravity. Let’s face it, Donald is doing this to make up for the sheer humiliation that he suffered from that last go round at the Washington Correspondence Dinner, where he was ridiculed for more than just his hair. The Donald will cast his show, which is really no longer a debate, rather, a Celebrity Apprentice-like 2-Hour Special, where Sarah Palin, also back from ridiculed obscurity, as his co-anchor. So far only Newt ‘We’ve Never Had A Fat President” Gingrich has signed on the dotted line, whereas Jon Hunstman has passed. Jon, being the only viable candidate, has been ignored by the Republican Party. Hence, they will never win the White House back in 2012 because at the end of the day, our President, the leader of the Free World, will never be a reality show star or contestant, for that matter.
Alas, poor Donald, I knew him when he was white.