Manzie Report Marches On

Balenciaga proves that even your fat clothes can still work when paired with knickers and knee high boots.

Balenciaga proves that even your fat clothes can still work when paired with knickers and knee high boots.

The Manzie Report marches on as we continue pawing through Vogue.com coverage of the Spring Menswear Shows from Paris. One thing I love about the new Balenciaga collection is that you need not throw away the clothes you wore when you were rotund. Had I known, I’d be so in vogue right now, my Hadid (head) would spin.

Even if your fat suits looks like wallpaper in a French bordello.

Even if your fat suits looks like wallpaper in a French bordello.

Even if your fatty ensemble looks like wallpaper in a French bordello.

Or right off the back of a fat Count Chocula complete with fitted culottes.

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Here’s Balenciaga’s take on how to proudly show off the success of your tissue eating diet that a waify, wanna-be model taught you.

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The good thing about the Dean & Dan Caten is that they are not guilty of “Do as I say, not as i do.” They do what they say, too, as they sport the thigh-high, gliterati boots that we must all wear next Spring. D Squared it is!

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Even hot, butch Manzies can sport these D Squared 1970’s Blaxploitation platform shoes.

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Print mania has captivated the runways of Europe. Designer darling of the moment, Fausto Puglisi showed a Hawaiian floral short set that you throw over your favorite pair of jeans and off you go with the boys…to where, I don’t know.

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I’ve always loved mixed prints but I’m not sure about the leather Tevas. Or the shorts over jeans bit.

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Fendi hit the mark of mixed prints in a way that proves that separates are always better.

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And who doesn’t need a bathroom shag rug chub to knock around in the Spring? Off-Fendi thinks it’s a must-have…or “It Rag”.

 

 

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