NEW SHOW: Real Housewives Of The Republican Party

Jun 12, 2009Breaking Newzzz

OMG…I have come up with the most brilliant new TV show on Earth! The Real Housewives of The Republican Party. Come on. Admit it. It’s geniositude. Talk about watching a train wreck. This friggen show has more potential viewership than American Idol. Heck, Fox News would run streaming video all day of these Housewives’ shenanigans. I am obsessed with this idea. And if some fledgling cable network steals this show idea, let it be stated for the record, that on this day, June 12, 2009, I MEAN…WHAT?!? claimed a show which features political housewives wives. See you at the Emmy and Ace Awards. Here’s my cast and several episode ideas.

Naturally, we need the star of the show, which would be Sarah. Yes, she could have her own show, but since she is a governor, she has other things to do (once a week) besides appear for the media, so we'll just add her to the ensemble. Imagine the many uproariouos episodes centered around her. Such as, taking Bristol to breastfeeding class, taking the other housewives out hunting for moose and other endangered wildlife, shoplifting at Neiman Marcus, it's endless.

Naturally, we need the star of the show, which would be Sarah. Yes, she could have her own show, but since she is a Governor, and has other things to do (maybe once a week) besides appear for the media, so we'll just add her to the ensemble. Imagine the many uproarious episodes centered around her. Such as, taking Bristol Pailin to breastfeeding class, taking the other housewives out hunting for moose and other endangered wildlife, shoplifting at Neiman Marcus, it's endless.

Oh, how all hell will break loose when Ann joins the show and the Housewives have to attend some of her speaking engagements and ranting appearances on right wing talk shows. Endless hilarity will ensue as Ann goes on blind date after blind date only to share her disappointments with the ladies in their nightly coffee clotch (think Gdlden Girls kitchen table cheese cake moments). I can't wait for the episde when Meghan McCain, sets her up with a guy from J Date. By wil sparks fly on that show.

Oh, how all hell will break loose when Ann joins the show and the Housewives have to attend some of her speaking engagements and ranting appearances on right wing talk shows. Endless hilarity will ensue as Ann goes on blind date after blind date only to share her disappointments with the ladies in their nightly coffee clotch (think Golden Girls kitchen table cheese cake moments). I can't wait for the episode when Meghan McCain, sets her up with a guy from J Date. Boy will sparks fly on that show.

Meghan McCain is the perfect addition to this kooky cast of characters. She would represent the other side of many agruments whcih naturally add much needed verbal drama. Natruallt, Sarah can suggest better dressing options on thier shoplifinting spree to Neiman marcus too. Heck. they can all jut make a pact to see who can steal the most vaualbe item. Winner gets a day in the Watergate Hotel Spa.

Meghan McCain is the perfect addition to this kooky cast of characters. She would represent the other side of many arguments which naturally add much needed verbal drama. Naturally, Sarah can suggest better dressing options on their shoplifting spree to Neiman Marcus too. Heck. they can all just make a pact to see who can steal the most valuable item. Winner gets a day in the Watergate Hotel Spa.

This nutbag, Muchelle Bachmann will add tons of crazy talk (to match her eyes) in episode after episode of her putting her Nine West shoe in her mouth. They'll be episodes that have Michelle sparring with Democrats at random in unexpected places, like when she is at the grocery store, she will start an argument with a clerk or cashier. Topics such as birthing babies and secret goverment plans to infiltrate the minds of our youth will make for frothy conversation.

This nutbag, Michelle Bachmann will add tons of crazy talk (to match her eyes) in episode after episode of her putting her Nine West shoe in her mouth. There will be episodes that have Michelle sparring with Democrats at random in unexpected places, like when she is at the grocery store, she will start an argument with a clerk or cashier. Topics such as birthing babies and secret government plans to infiltrate the minds of our youth will make for frothy conversation.

We wouldn't have a show without Fox News reporter Laura Ingram. She adds that touch of verbal drama, whether it is on her show or just out with the girls in trendy Washington DC restaurants.

We wouldn't have a show without Fox News reporter Laura Ingraham. She adds that touch of verbal drama, whether it is on her show or just out with the girls in trendy Washington DC restaurants.

Well, would you watch this show religiously?

4 Responses to “NEW SHOW: Real Housewives Of The Republican Party”

  1. Jennifer says:

    my DVR is set!

  2. Liz Brown says:

    I think "religiously" is the key word here :)

  3. Tom D says:

    Absolutely!!It should air right after "Burn Notice"

  4. Mitch says:

    You people are sick! Why is that only libs have crap like this out on the internet???? No logic, all emotion…..

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