As a born-again pot smoker, this ditty gave me great joy when Barack Obama chatted with Barbara Walters (Baba Wawa) saying, “We’ve got bigger fish to fry,” Obama told ABC News’ Barbara Walters. “It would not make sense for us to see a top priority as going after recreational users in states that have determined that it’s legal.” Since Obama himself smoked pot as a youngster in Hawaii, where he and his high school pals called themselves the Choom Gang, it made no sense when the administration sounded like a bunch of friggin’ narcs last week. I may not have Choom Gang, but I have a delivery service that send up the best Skunk and I’d like to think I am not on the equivalent of some a gang banger.
DECEMBER 7: Hey Obama: Stop Being A Friggin’ Narc
What is a Friggin’ Narc? No one you want to be.
Recently I smoked marijuana for the first time in a long time and had a blast. I didn’t eat that much, laughed a lot, did not get paranoid, then decided, “I gotta get back into smoking pot.” With record numbers of addicts dying from legal pain killers (they are what they are named) and tons more folks boozing away their lives on legal alcohol, not being able to stay sober in AA, marijuana continues to be the gentle giant of libations. And now the Obama Administration wants to act like a friggin’ narc?
The top story in The New York Times: Senior White House and Justice Department officials are considering plans for legal action against Colorado and Washington that could undermine voter-approved initiatives to legalize the recreational use of marijuana in those states, according to several people familiar with the deliberations.
Listen you. Yeah you, Barack Obama. I did not vote for you, staying confident throughout the election cycle that you would win re-election, so that your first steps would be to ill-legalize marijuana. I know that is not an official thing, but you are ill if you go this route. In Colorado and Washington the voters spoke overwhelmingly on this topic, kinda like the way they voted your ass back into the White House, and they need to be left alone. Just because you stopped smoking pot because of Miss Bossy Pants Michelle, then just live and let live. Stay away from those places and clam up.
“It’s a sticky wicket for Obama,” said Bruce Buchanan, a political science professor at the University of Texas at Austin, saying any aggressive move on such a high-profile question would be seen as “a slap in the face to his base right after they’ve just handed him a chance to realize his presidential dreams.”
What is a “sticky wicket”? Is it anything like a “lame ass idea”? A wickets relates to cricket, the lamest sport ever, kinda like the same lameness quotient of this move from the Obama Administration just after winning re-election. Hey pal, the young people who voted you in are gonna think you are a friggin’ narc. As am I. So get over yourself and stay focused on that annoying Fiscal Cliff. This is what you campaigned on. Not being a friggin’ narc like some white Gross Baboon Republican. Now get back into that Panic Room with the Orange Idiots and make a deal.