I Mean…What?!? Nobody News

Some days there are a slew of silly stories that are worth commenting on. This is one of those days. There is no real theme, no rhyme, no reason. Well, surely there is no reason for these people to be in the news, but since they are, hello fodder.

Miss Carrie Prejean refuses to go away. These are the longest five minutes of fame on Earth. In her new tell-all book, she claims that the fag keith Lewois, ran his hands all over her body, then said, "Have you ever thought of getting a boob job?" She said she was mortified and confused, where really she was thinking all along, "You buyin', I'm flyin'."

Miss Carrie Prejean refuses to go away. These are the longest five minutes of fame on Earth. In her new tell-all book, she claims that the gay guy, Keith Lewis, ran his hands all over her body, then said, "Have you ever thought of getting a boob job?" She said she was mortified and confused, though really she was thinking, "You buyin', I'm flyin'."

NEWSFLASH!!! Carrie Prejean and Sarah Palin have become friends since the ‘I hate gays (except my mother) speech’. Birds of a feather.

Ali Not-So Wise sports the look fro yesterday on IMW. I just cannot believe my eyes. Yoo hoo, it's ridic.

Ali Not-So Wise sports the look from yesterday's IMW. I just cannot believe my eyes. This is a fashion insider? Yoo hoo, it's ridic. An the open toes shoes with tights is sooo wrong.

I don't care who her parents are, Suri Cruise is photgrpahed every single day and it's disturbing already. Leave this child alone! If Tm would spend less time obsessing on Scientology and more time of keeping Suri from the papparazzi, then he'd manage to look less crazy.

I don't care who her parents are, Suri Cruise is photographed every single day and it's disturbing already. Leave this child alone! If Tom Cruise would spend less time obsessing on Scientology and more time of keeping Suri from the paparazzi, then he'd manage to look less crazy.

Jon Gosselin did a piece on Funny or Die...which was not funny. But now that FoD is desperate enough to spend the time and energy on Jon, then..well...I have nothing to say because the word left for me to use here is not nice.

Speaking of looking crazy...Jon Gosselin did a piece on Funny or Die...which was not funny. And now that FoD is desperate enough to spend the time and energy on Jon, then..well...I have nothing to say because the word left for me to use here is not a nice one.

NEWSFLASH!!!  Carrie Prejean confesses to sex tape on Sean Hannity’s FOX-TV News Show: “It was the biggest mistake of my life-ish.”

If you watch the interview she has totla crazy eyes like that stupid bitch the Runaway Pride.

If you watch the interview she has total crazy eyes like that stupid bitch the Runaway Pride.

See what I mean?

See what I mean?

Kate Gosselin and JOn Gosselin will be spending Christmas together. This makes news. I am not making this up. I was planning on roasting chestnuts and weeping that I am not invited to that crack den.

Kate Gosselin and Jon Gosselin will be spending Christmas together. This makes news? I am not making this up. I was planning on roasting chestnuts by an open fire and weeping that I am not invited to that crack (pot) den.

Erin Lucas (The Hills, whatever) wears a corset top (see yesterday's IMW) but it just doesn't work.

Erin Lucas (The Hills, whatever) wears a corset style dress (see yesterday's IMW for more of same) but it just doesn't work.

So listen up girls, if Madonna couldn't pull of this look, neithr can you. It's like  Playboy bunny infringement.

So listen up girls, if Madonna couldn't pull of this look, neither can you. It's like a Playboy bunny infringement.

To read past installments of The Nobody News, click on these links:

http://imeanwhat.com/blog/the-nobody-news-2
http://imeanwhat.com/blog/the-nobody-news
http://imeanwhat.com/blog/the-nobody-news-and-the-partys-over-summer-wrap-up

2 Responses to «I Mean…What?!? Nobody News»


  1. Nov 11, 2009 at 6:49 am, ericka said:

    Keith Olbermann did a great little piece on Prejean yesterday. She can preach about freedom of speech all she wants, but the fact remains she was on 3 shows in one day, and didn't make good use of that time to speak for herself. (surprise!) all she did was bitch about being 'Palinized'. get off the cross, honey. someone else needs the wood.


  2. Nov 12, 2009 at 9:16 am, Fairchild said:

    open toe shoes with tights are so very Vogue. do you not read magazines? maybe you should before you comment on fashionista dear abe. corset’s are all the rage! Erin Lucas is a beautiful girl and she looks pretty but makeup does not look right with her dress.

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