Last Five Minutes Of Fame

Awww. The poor little babies (a.k.a tragic media whores) that think they are all that and a bag of chips by virtue of their being tracked by the tabloid news. You have to love these people for they know not who they are. They only know who they think they are. Then we also have the people who’s media-driven projects that got all sorts of hype but alas, did not live up to the expectations. Cheer up because you have been graced with the honor of being on the I MEAN…WHAT?!? LAST FIVE MINUTES OF FAME LIST. It’s a great list to be on. Many before you have been on the list and gone on to do great things, like Monica Lewinsky, need I say more?

Poor Chris Brown. What he isn't trying to do to deal with the tragic mistake of whooping Rihanna. The Wendy Wiliams Show? Now, I loves me my drag divas, but you now that Chris' people were hoping for the Today Show performance on the Plaza. Let's face it, The View chicks would have eaten up and spit him out, as would Oprah.

Poor Chris Brown. What he won't do to deal with the tragic mistake of whooping Rihanna. The Wendy Williams Show? Now, I loves me my drag divas, but you now that Chris' people were hoping for the Today Show live performance on the Plaza. Let's face it, The View chicks would have eaten him up and spit him out, as would Oprah.

The sex tape is sure to be the nail in this woman's media coffin. But, you know, she's young and pretty, there's a Maxim cover, Playboy spread, The Daily Dittle cover story. You'll see.

The sex tape debacle is sure to be the nail in this woman's media coffin. But, then again, she's young, blond and pretty so there's a Maxim cover, Playboy spread and The Daily Dittle cover story in her future. You'll see.

How about this sleaze bucket Nicole Forrester who runs to the media after alleged poontang with Josh Duhamel. Fergie is thinking, "He slept with that hag? I wou;dn't have touched her with a ten-foot pole.

How about this sleaze bucket Nicole Forrester who runs to the media after some "alleged" poontang with Josh Duhamel. Fergie is thinking, "He slept with that hag? I wouldn't have touched her with a ten-foot pole." PS...There will be no Maxim cover, Playboy spread or The Daily Dittle cover story in her future.

Yes, Emmy Rossum is pretty but sh'e neveer do the aforemtioned photo spreads. That said, what has she done besides Phant of the Opra, which bombed, a single whihc I never heard and prance around a lot of red carpet events? Oh, and date a me-yes-kait (Yiddish for gross babboon).

Yes, Emmy Rossum is pretty but she'd never do the aforementioned photo spreads. That said, what has she done besides Phantom of the Opera, which bombed, record a single which I never heard and prance around on a lot of red carpet events? Oh, and date a Adam Duritz the me-yes-kait (Yiddish for no beauty). See ya.

Oy vey, Jay. Leno baked on changing the free world. And in the end, there's nochanging bad TV with other (if not wrose) TV.

Oy vey, Jay. Leno banked on changing the free world. And in the end, there's no changing that or bad TV especially in your ammunition is more bad (if not worse) TV.

Emmy and the aforementioned Me-yes-kait, Adam Durst.

Emmy and the aforementioned Me-yes-kait, Adam Duritz as seen on a red carpet.

Birds of a feather, famous for their penises. One that worked 8 times, the other 1 time and we are about to unveil it in Playgirl.

Birds of a feather, Jon Gosselin and Levi Johnston, both famous for their penises. One that worked 8 times, the other 1 time and he is about to unveil it in Playgirl.

Kristen Stewart isn't going anywhere, but that Proenza Schuler outfit sure is. It was groos on the runway and grosser still on the red carpet. Emperor's new clothes much? Fotz.

Kristen Stewart isn't going anywhere, but that Proenza Schouler outfit sure is. It was gross on the runway and grosser still on the red carpet. Emperor's new clothes much? Fotz.

Tinsley, Tinsley, Tinsley. Just because you have a reality show does not mean to have to stoop to the lowest common denominator...Mr. Penis Himself.

Tinsley, Tinsley, Tinsley. Just because you have a reality show does not mean that you have to stoop to the lowest common denominator...Mr. Penis Himself. Can we say Tinsley Mortified rather than Mortimer?

Wait, someon wanted to have sex with this Brooke Hundley and we have to know abut it? Wash your hair, use lip liner.

Wait, someone wanted to have sex with this Brooke Hundley and we have to know about it? Wash your hair, use lip liner.

I don't care what the media is spinning. At the risk of souonding racist, this guy should be more than into abortion being legal and a program for lower income people to have these costs covered. Yikes. Learn about your people and speak on behalf of their best interrests.

I don't care what the media is spinning. At the risk of sounding racist, Michael Steele (a.k.a. this guy) should be far more than into abortion being legal and supporting a program for lower income people to have those costs covered. Yikes. Learn about what's happening in the inner-cities and be a champion on their behalf. Make yourself useful.

Toodles Lou "Lou Beans" Dobb. If you go to Fox-TV, wear a hazmat suit.

Toodles Lou "Lou Beans" Dobb. If you go to Fox-TV, wear a hazmat suit. And exactly who cleans your house?

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