Posts Tagged «Miss America»

Courtney Stodden, 17, and Jill Kelley are real housewives. Really.

So help me if they cast Tom Hanks as General Petraeus, I will scream. Paula Broadwell could be cast by Diane Lane, since she wishes she were her, and Jill Kelley can be played by Kim Kardashian. Well if the illicit sex fits…… Read More »

That iconic song that Burt Parks made famous, Here She Is, Miss America will always stay in my memory. There are songs that do that like Over The Rainbow, and It’s A Hard Knock Life from Annie. Songs that directly correlate to young girls. Last night, Miss Nebraska Teresa Scanlan, became the youngest winner in 90 years to snag the crown. Teresa is seventeen years old and from the looks of this picture, she could easily be her mother.… Read More »

What ever happened to the age of innocence when we feared a George Orwellian future? When George W. Bush Jr. was in power, his Big Brotherness proved Orwell’s predictions had come true. Now, just a couple years later, we have something far greater to fear than George Bush, which is a Sarah Palin White House based on the film The Truman Show. You think that’s not possible? With Sarah Palin and Bristol Palin the new stars of reality television, you don’t think that sick bitch would not want to chronicle her years in the White House for ego sake alone?… Read More »