Illicit Sex: The Stepping Stone Into A Media Career
Monica Lewinsky was the tip of the iceberg. It is not an exaggeration when I say that all you must do is let your orifices (orifii) run free and a media career is in your future. We now have Elliot Spitzer’s hooker-with-a-heart-of-gold Ashley Dupre as the New York Post’s Carrie Bradshaw. Jamie Jungers, the hussy [...]
Mistresses Anonymous
Wanna hear the most genius thing ever? It’s a new 12-Step Program called Mistresses Anonymous. No, I am not kidding. One of Tiger Woods‘ alleged mistresses, Jamie Jungers, is ready to help others. She’s been talking to TV chef Gordon Ramsay’s former alleged mistress Sarah Symonds about working on a project together. The pair plan [...]
Last Five Minutes Of Fame
Awww. The poor little babies (a.k.a tragic media whores) that think they are all that and a bag of chips by virtue of their being tracked by the tabloid news. You have to love these people for they know not who they are. They only know who they think they are. Then we also have [...]
PR Girls…A Case of Yikes
When Ali (Not-So) Wise, PR girl extraordinaire (at least in her own mind), was arrested for hacking into interior designer, Nina Freudenberger’s privates, it was major, delicious dish. Wise–who clearly does not live up to her moniker–compromised her client Dolce & Gabbana, as they were now thrust into the middle of a seriously distasteful PR [...]
The I Mean…What?!? Clinking Clanking Clattering Collection Of Collagenous Junk News
What is The I Mean…What?! Clinking Clanking Clattering Collection Of Collagenous Junk News, you ask? What else, a recap of this week’s “not really” news as told through images. You can also call it, the Hodge Podge Lodge News and for the sake of levity and brevity, the “This Is News News?” So, without any [...]
