“I Mean…What?!?” – Abe Gurko

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This Shailene had a bad fashion season. She's been on my Not Best Dressed every time. Get it together girl.

Rosario, are you kidding? Yikes.

Paula Patton was not the hooker and has no clue. Period.

Gwen Stefani looks like a suburban housewife off to a Bat-Mitzvah at Leonard's of Great Neck.

Katy Perry has to cut out the Smurf look. Enough.