Horrendous Fashion From Around The Globe

Feb 3, 2010Fashion

Do you even care to know who designed this homage to Fruit Loops?

Oh, if only I was reporting live, sitting front row at these farkakte fashion weeks from across the globe. But alas, here I sit, shivering me timbers in New York City, ogling images of assorted cat walk tragedies. I have enjoyed bringing you coverage from the “Other” Fashion Weeks including Tranny Fashion Week, Los Angeles Fashion Week, Madrid Fashion Week, New Zealand Fashion Week (?!?), Lakme Fashion Week, Pakistan Fashion Week, Abu Dabi Fashion Week, Dubai Fashion Week, Arabia Fashion Week and the upcoming, not to be missed, Aspen Fashion Week. And I say “Other” as opposed to “Ridiculous“. (Please, take a moment and click on the various links for images of hilarity.) So, just when you thought it was safe to come out of the closet, comes San Paolo and Rome Fashion Weeks. Herewith are a few “must-not” haves, fresh off the runways…and under no circumstances…onto a red carpet near you.

I like this cordinating the make-up to the outfit thing. Clearly both elements are scary.

I guess in San Paolo, the expression is, "I have an exotic bird on my back" as opposed to a monkey.

Inspired by Elizabeth Taylor in Elephant Walk.

You think I am kidding?

Hey, I can take my hot pink, Pottery Barn bed sheet and belt it it with a beaded car seat cover and call it fashion...but I don't!

This designer at Rome Fashion Week wanted to voodoo Milan. Clearly that backfired.

Politically correct...fotz.

3 Responses to “Horrendous Fashion From Around The Globe”

  1. ericka says:

    That Fruit Loop look would be fab on something else. Trouble is, I'm not sure what. I just can't stop looking at it. Canvas, perhaps.

  2. alexandra says:

    I think I need that elephant trunk outfit to walk the crosswalks in nyc. It might help with the cabs who want to run you down!
    As usual a very entertaining post!

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