OK kiddies. Gather round. Uncle Abe is going to tell you a story. It’s a fairy tale…because clearly, plenty of fairies are involved in this story. It is the story known as Madrid Fashion Week. Yes, some of this story is very scary. Like a horror movie. And other parts are really funny…because scary and funny make for a good story. Now, there not much else left for me to say because this is a picture-book story. So…once upon a time…in a land far away…there was a land called Spain. Spain is known for many things, like hot Latin men, delicious food and a romance language. Not American starlets of fashion. Now, why Gwyneth Paltrow decided to make the scene at Madrid Fashion Week is beyond me…and the weird twist in my little tale.
the child in me is screaming over the legless teddy!
and 'I didn't choose to be born' was something i said when i was an arrogant teen. lame.
What's up with the dress that looks like a gang-bang by Mummenschanz?