Twerk. It’s a dance, not an illegal action worth crucifying over. Remember (you oldies) when that dance The Jerk was first introduced to the youth culture or The Twist by Chubby Checker? Ahhh, the 1960’s. Now that was a groovy time. Parents and other fuddy duddies were horrified from the way kids were gyrating on the dance floor. So now we have a new dance, The Twerk or Twerking. It seems like not only fuddy dutties are freaking out about this but idiotic, uptight people of all ages.
Miley Cyrus was just ripped a new asshole for Twerking at the VMA’s the other night. Oooh, arrest her. The fact that people are still referring to Miley as Hannah Montana is so absurd. That is like saying Sally Field is fucking Gidget or Sister Betrille. Leave Miley Cyrus be. You too can learn how to Twerk by clicking this link. It feels really good. It will air out your tightened poondada. Perhaps, once you have shed your invisible chastity belt, you might want to use the dance steps of the Twerk and combine it with a finger or other body part and just enjoy life. Poontang!