“I Mean…What?!?” – Abe Gurko

UPDATE: Angus T. Jones released a statement apologizing for being an asshole saying “Sorry if my remarks reflected me showing indifference to and disrespect of my colleagues and a lack of appreciation of the extraordinary opportunity of which I have been blessed.” It almost sounds like he is really not sorry and waiting for the BUT in the next sentence. Girl, you have been blessed and Chuck Lorre should write your ass off the show. To put this whole crazy bitch moment into perspective, Charlie Sheen actually chimed in to say, “With Angus’s Hale-Bopp-like meltdown, it is radically clear to me that the show is cursed.” Cursed? Or is it just that the bubbles that have been perpetually blown up both your asses on the set of Two and a Half Men has helped no one, especially not yourselves. In the case of Charlie Sheen, it was the copious amounts of blow that made the bubbles entering his ass go straight to his head. hence Tiger Blood. But in the case of the Gross Baboon follower Angus T Jones, well, his new mission will have him go by way of Kirk Cameron, making Christian films and hating people and being very non-Christian. Angus is under the spell of that Hale-Bopp-like looney Christopher Hudson, who has called Jay Z and President Barack Obama all sorts of evil, bringing Hitler into the mix. Hudson, a black preacher who has since been denounced by the Seventh-Day Adventist Church sounds jealous. Oh, what a twisted web fame weaves.

Fat, Little Angus T Jones Is All Growed Up And Stupid

Angus T Jones is that ugly, fat kid from Two and A Half Men that just went spewing Christian nonsense on some Christian nonsense website Forerunner Chronicles warning fans of the TV show, “Please stop watching it, please stop filling your head with filth”. This fat little ingrate makes $350,000 per episode and until he admits, rather, proves that he is doing Jesus’ real work and donating that money to the poor then he is being a typical Christian hypocrite, like so many Tea Baggers like the once fat Angus T Jones. When Angus T Jones was not on set, he was studying the Lord’s prayer and found that being despicable is what the Lord really intended. If you watch this video clip, which is painful, you hear quite a bit of the rhetoric that makes me cringe. He speaks of “the enemy’s plan” that sounds so scary, it is a shame that Chuck Lorre is not willing to send Angus’ character off to Christian boarding school.

As we see here, Angus T Jones is the Honey Boo Boo of prime time network television if you take a gander at his mom.

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