I mean, her hair look like it's taken 40 years of abuse.
UPDATE TO THAT UPDATE: Merv Griffin Productions has commit to Courtney Stodden to produce her reality show, Skank and Grampa (working title). The realness is getting realer than real, but really? Who is going to watch this nonsense? They have not locked in a network yet. Have they tried the Playboy Channel? Other classic television shows on Playboy TV are Brooklyn Kinda Love and The Stash.
UPDATE TO THE UPDATE: Guess who is getting a reality show? Umm….give up? You got that right. The May-September romance of these two self-involved looney tunes will birth a new reality series following these two downmarket lovebirds from the sack to the desperate attempts of getting a career for this 45 year old looking teenager. Just when you thought reality TV could not go any lower-rent than Teen Mom, comes Teen Who Looks Like Mom.
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiIwodrnW9g
UPDATE: Courtney Stodden, that 40 year-old teenager who married some actor one-quarter her age is in desperation mode. Since awarded the prestigious Gross Baboon of the Year Award by yours truly, and no other offers coming in, she dressed like Pam Anderson, the Baywatch years, and distributed these photos. Girl, it worked. Clearly, being the happily married domestic goddess is not enough for her and she is doing whatever she can to get booked for Playboy, Hustler, or Screw, for that matter.
Look, far be it from me to judge those unlikely duos that fall in love, namely the May-September romance of Doug Hutchinson, 51, and Courtney Stodden, 16. Surely, many people think this situation is beyond inappropriate, but I just look at these folks as Gross Baboon nominees for 2011. She looks sixteen, like I do, for starters. And he looks like he had some work done to keep his 51 in check. Not that there is anything wrong with it.
"I am 16, going on 40; Anything but naive."
All that aside, this video shows them talking about their love and kinship that leaves me wondering besides, “How can we capitalize on this?”, what else could these two possibly talk about? OK, so they have sex. How much time in the day can that take? I am in my fifties. Trust me, not tons. You just really have to watch her play to camera in this video. It is shocking of the highest order. Personally, I think she and Loredana Jolie, of Tiger Woods skank fame, were separated at birth.
Loredana Jolie and Courtney Stodden are twins separated at birth.
httpv://youtu.be/YL27-VldopA
can't believe that title!
i made it up. you like?
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LOL — a blind man can see right through that girl’s phony behavior..
She’s such an awful actress … that she actually practices … during her interviews … in front of her husband (and the world) … how she will ‘FAKE her ORGASMS’ for later..
She is the WORST ‘beard’ (ooops .. no wait … I meant … ‘bride’ … yeah .. that’s what I meant … ‘bride’ … lol) EVER.
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Also … does anyone else wonder if Courtney Stodden may secretly be … the ‘prom-night bathroom-stall’ baby of … late televangelist ‘Tammy Faye Baker’?.
Come on … just admit it … they both look a lot alike –- especially ‘around the eyes’. LOL.
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Well she is what we all would call a "Gold digger"