Orange Is The Old Black

Apr 11, 2011Breaking Newzzz

Orange was never really ever the new black.

For those of you who have been reading I Mean…What?!? for a while, you might recall in my many Manzie Reports from last year and my observation that Gina Lollobrigida Orange was the new black. Naturally, I was being facetious because the way they were showing orange on the men’s runways in Milan and Paris, you would have to be insane to be caught dead walking the streets in half of these get ups, rather, you would get the shit kicked out of you by a pack of homophobes. Fortunately, orange in regards to menswear, never really took off, but strangely enough, the color has begun to appear on the faces of many reality show stars and other annoying individuals. See this and weep.

Now, is Wynonna Judd trying to match her face to her hair? Give this girl a rinse...and a scrub.

Gina Lollobrigida never banked on people like John Boehner matching their skin to her lipstick.

Who wants an orange president? And while I'm at it, who wants an orange presidential candidate.

And as Snooki goes, who wants to see an orange oompa loompa when graduating from college?

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One Response to “Orange Is The Old Black”

  1. Nicole says:

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