“I Mean…What?!?” – Abe Gurko

This Vice Presidential Debate between Joe Biden and Paul Ryan is being treated like the friggen World Championship Boxing Tournament on the level of that Mike Tyson and Evander Holyfield match up. Sheesh. Take me back to a simpler time when politicians were cordial and respectful to one another as opposed to this gross baboon-ish nonsense. First of all, in regards to an ear, Joe Biden, love him, but he will talk Paul Ryan’s ear off, not bite it off. And while I am at it, let’s face it, Paul (Gays Think I’m Cute) Ryan is so evil that he makes Muhammad Ali’s expression “Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee” seem like pussy cats and Easter bunnies. I wouldn’t trust that guy if he was the last closeted homosexual on Earth.

Somehow I managed to watch The Rumble 2012 online starring those pundits Jon Stewart and Bill O’Reilly. And somehow, that has more credibility than tonight’s hag-fest. I really don’t give a darn what those two have to say since in the end, we all know that Vice Presidents are really just a glamor job, unless the POTUS croaks. So, unless they are putting their foot in their mouths, hello, how do you spell potatoes, it doesn’t matter a hill of beans what they say tonight. I am not voting for Obama because of Joe. And for those of you who are voting for Mitt Romney because of that wanna-be bad ass Paul Ryan, well you are as toothless as you look. Give me Sarah Palin and her evil doer ways any day of the week.