War Rages Between White House and Kardashian Kastle

Oct 21, 2011Breaking Newzzz
Animal prints are the new fatigues.

There’s a war on. Several actually. But as of yesterday, the newest, scariest war kicked into high gear with a statement from the White House that sent shivers down my spine.  In an interview with iVillage, Michelle Obama rambled this quote when asked what television shows Sasha and Malia watch. “Barack really thinks some of the Kardashian – when they watch that stuff – he doesn’t like that as much,” she said, “but I sort of feel like if we’re talking about it, and I’m more concerned with how they take it in – what did you learn when you watched that. And if they’re learning the right lessons, like, that was crazy, then I’m like, okay.” That answer sounds like a contestant on a Miss Teen USA pageant.

Them there are fightin’ words that have kicked off a silent war between the White House and The Kardashian Kastle. The initial response to that statement from the Kardashian Klan was that they were “surprised”. Let’s read between the lines, shall we? Surprise can refer to birthday parties or attacks on compounds. The latter is more the case here. How this will spiral out of control has yet to unfold, but it would be in all our best interests to run out and buy head to toe leopard (or any animal) print outfits that will serves as the new “what to wear to war” garb, replacing those drab army green army fatigues, which are sooo last season, rather, sooo last war or what have you.

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