NEWS UPDATE (April Fools, no joke) – Before you read yesterday’s story, the big story today is that Donald Trump will get a “morning chat” kind of spot on Fox News, during Fox and Friends. Bold, brash and never bashful is his slogan. Hot. He will appear every Monday, kind of like a Monday morning quarterback.
(MARCH 31, 2011) – Anyone that cannot see that Donald Trump is taking the birther stance in regards to Barack Obama does not understand the politics of the Nielsen Ratings. Donald Trump has no interest whatsoever in becoming President of the United States. The reason why the The “Orange” Donald is yammering about his possible candidacy is strictly to promote Celebrity Apprentice. Forget about needing to see proof of Obama’s birth certificate. The above Nielsen Ratings chart is all the proof you need to show how desperate Donald is to get his reality show into the Top 20. Any money bet that he does not even believe his own claims about Barack Obama.
Do I need to spell everything out for you? In the past few weeks, Donald Trump has been making the rounds on Fox News, The View, you name it, he is there blabbering about politics, which gives him a leg up on all the other reality show stars who can only land a spot on Watch What Happens With Andy Cohen. For Donald Trump to take the birther stance, he automatically wins the hearts and minds of the toothless, couch potatoes who do nothing but…well…watch television from their couches. Donald has identified a key segment of the voting population: mindless television show watching Tea Baggers, who love Rush “Oxycontin” Limbaugh. Once Star Jones and Gary Busey duke it out on the grand finale, you will not see Donald on any pulpit other than The Trump Soho Hotel.