Lindsay Lohan Has Super Powers

Lindsay Lohan is a super to leap any jail term in a single day.

It has been a while since I have mentioned Lindsay Lohan on I Mean…What?!? Frankly, her life resembles the movie Ground Hog Day as opposed to the light, frothy Mean Girls. Lindsay is suffering from The Boy Who Cried Wolf Syndrome, which is getting old…and the only heroine in the story is the cocaine. Rather than be like everyone else and judge her ad nauseum, I chose to stay out of the fray and let her chips fall where they may. And watching the endless turns of event, I would love to get my hands on a set of those chips, quite honestly. Lohan is the Energizer Bunny of second and third chances. There is nothing this girl cannot surmount get away with. Sobriety…should she take it on full out…will be so good for her, that whatever life she is living now on the edge…will quadruple in faboulousness. Any way you slice it…she has nothing to lose by getting sober and everything to gain…except hopefully…weight.


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3 responses to “Lindsay Lohan Has Super Powers”

  1. Veruschka says:

    I don't see a cure for Lindsey in a long, long while, Once a druggie, always a druggie, especially in Hollywood. The only thing she knows how to do is take her clothes off, smoke and look older than she is. And people like the guy who made this are only putting the same image into the mix, of her druggie, smoking and naked self. Ok, she should take the direction of these people and let's see where she ends up.

  2. David says:

    I think Lindsey is cool. Give her a chance. After all, she's still getting some work. And people are still talking about her.

  3. Paul says:

    Young, reckless, hot, miserable, she'll grow out of it.

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