It’s been a while since I did The Nobody News and with the holidays upon us, Lord knows there’s plenty of nobodies buzzing around that need to be recognized here today. The poor dears turn up at events, store appearances and even Jewish weddings. Maybe I just need to get over myself and leave them alone so they can enjoy their moment (if that) in the sun. Nah.

Look, *NSYNC was eons ago. Outside of Lance Bass being out and proud, what does he do besides (what I hear) gettting personal appearance money from gay bars nationwide. Here he attends the Dizzy Feet event so I guess a dizzy queen at Dizzy Feet. Check.

Kevin Federline and his piece were at the Ed Hardy store in Brisbane of all places. They're silently singing, "Nice Work If You Can Get It".

Not that Fran Drescher and Jason Alexander are nobodies, but the Jewish wedding of Geoffrey Edelstein and Brynne Gordon (that they were paid to attend) in Melboourne are. That is quite a schlepp kiddies.

The Real Housewives of Orange County go to Vegas. This is interesting? And to whom?

This is what shows up to a red carpet event in Mexico City. Yikes.

Awww, Hailey Duffy. Dizzy blond at Dizzy Feet. I get it.

Yowza McGee. This is Lorenzo Lamas at the Christmas Parade in LA.

Oy, who is Santa's publicist? They should have never let him get photographed on the Coca-Cola Red Carpet. It's further proof of that theory that Coke is behind the whole commercialization of Christmas.

Did Mitzi Gaynor really need to do this photo op? Is there no dignity in aging anymore?

That Gay Bingo is gettting photo servicing is proof of how tragic the state of event coverage is.

Who at Planet What?

This here is Maya G, guest of honor at Bizkit's birthday bash. Nice touch.
lol, K-Fat at the Ed Hardy store. that's as trashy as it can get!
A – who would pay a celeb they don't know to come to their wedding? how pathetic is that?
B – I hate that Hollywood Parade. took me an hour to go 1/2 a mile in Hollywood last night.